Jake

in life, there's roadblocks. i am stuck in a tree in the ocean

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@MichaelShirtOff superglued his gorillapod to the dash

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@MichaelShirtOff um I don't think "peanut butter" is an independent clause but go off

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@exoldier @paulg Love fabricating quotes to affirm my preconceptions

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[David Alan Puchta ~ Your Next President! @DavidAPuchta]

Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salom.
Emperor of North Korea sir Kim Jong Un.
Good morning gentlemen I'm having a late night snack Bean cheese lettuce tomato sour cream pico de gallo burrito and a horchata rice milk just thinking about our future together cheers gentlemen.

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@attagirlSay Charms

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@SquishyMuffinz @GarrettG @AYYJAYYRL The Dilettantes!

[Jake @jkdbchr]

just gonna get drunk and look at instruments on aliexpress

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@mikehalenh @GreenTekGroup @CTM_Pro

[BestFromTheWWE @BestFromTheWWE]

Jag gillade ett videoklipp på @YouTube http://t.co/FjbtIcmk Finger Whack

[Jake @jkdbchr]

Dr Trumpet?

[Jake @jkdbchr]

KGLW last night

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Wtf why did they send me this

[Jake @jkdbchr]

@thegridkid @NYTGames Perfect, new Gizz album out today

[Gilad Edelman @GiladEdelman]

The latest NYT poll writeup quotes the woman who was convicted of planting a severed finger in her Wendy's chili https://t.co/ua52hBfyvc

[Jake @jkdbchr]

Girlfriend got these

[Jake @jkdbchr]

Crazy things happening in Wisconsin