Johnny Kingfish ☠️

Was never "Goth". Remains "Post-Modern".
Pirate/Scourge

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

"It all starts with nothing."
-@D_Copperfield

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@EasternMESports @MLB @Braves @MLBTV @FanDuel Can you source this. Everything I have read is that regional blackouts will still be in effect outside of @FanDuel or select network games on live streamers or OTA channels.

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@MLB this will be another year I end up losing interest in baseball because I can't, as a cord cutter, watch the @Braves without adding another expensive streaming service on top of the ones I already pay for. Blackouts on @MLBTV are bonkers. I will not pay for @FanDuel.

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

The only political statement I will make this year. It's really all that needs saying.

#trump #weird #WeirdTrump #TrumpIsWeird #trumpisweird

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@RyuCope I can't tell you how happy this makes me! I have been waiting for you to re-release these for ages!

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@dizwire 100% accurate

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

.....QOTD:

"how much taint could a taint-tickler tickle if a taint-tickler could tickle taint?"

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

Yeah, I think "bye".

I've migrated from and to so many social spaces in 25+ years of interwebz interaction and I increasingly need any of it less and less...

This place is not very important.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Our country cherishes the Carters.
By doing so we hope to attain their good hearted life goals or at least recognize them a bit in ourselves.
Concurrently we have to struggle to defeat their absolute antithesis in a relentless authoritarian nationalist presence.
One that embraces violent actions and speech encouraging same.
How can we draw the intersection in this Venn diagram?
I don't think the circles overlap or even touch.
How did we get here?
How do we get out?
We the sovereign absolutely must step forward and make a powerful statement.
We should be the Carters not this loud droning threat to America.
We have to.
We owe it to ourselves and so many others.
Which will you be?

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

Why not both?

[Thomas Dolby @ThomasDolby]

If you went to your local music venue to see a tribute act called DOLBY PARTON, would you expect (a) a buxom blonde from Tennessee singing Thomas Dolby songs?(b) an 80s synth band covering country + western hits?

[The Damned @thedamned]

RAT'S BACK!!! We're excited to announce that Mr. Scabies has rejoined the band for tours, festivals and more in 2024!

How did this all come about you ask? Find out here: https://t.co/yIar4AiiZx

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

Hey, remember when America gave a whole bunch of native inhabitants a "Humanitarian Corridor"??

I feel like there was even a name for it... Hmmmmm

[Penn Jillette @pennjillette]

My buddy Bobby fingers, has a new video of his new art form.   So good.  So good.  And if you watch carefully I’m in it.

https://t.co/K6U58eZVNa

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@SteveKamb Have you recognized the sheer bliss that is being awake doing the same nothing you would have at 11pm-1am but at 5am after a full 8-9 hours of sleep!?!?

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@dizwire 🍋🍋🍋

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@hanscooks @Bowl_of_Worcel Congratulations! We would like to present you this esteemed award for winning the Internet today. Feel free to turn off for the remainder of the day.

Thank you for your contribution and keep up the good work.

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

See also Loki.

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

After watching @MarvelStudios new Echo trailer, I have realized I really am NOT just looking for new superhero movies or shows for the sake of them. I am ONLY looking for good stories with good writing. And this looks like that. Seems obvious but the MCU obviously doesn't get it.

[Johnny Kingfish ☠️ @jkingfish]

@dizwire @somestuffisaid Makes you miss the good ole days, huh?