Jess Klein

I am an anomaly of epic proportions.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@AmericanAir @slippykoala I am appalled by the lack of professionalism and care demonstrated especially by this lack luster response to a mother who has been worried sick about her son all night.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@AmericanAir @slippykoala Leaving a minor unattended in an unfamiliar airport is not only unacceptable but also poses serious safety concerns. It is the responsibility of your airline to ensure the welfare and security of passengers, especially minors, throughout their travel journey.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@chrissyteigen Girl same.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@AmericanAir going on hour six of being quarantined and stranded after you diverted us to an airport that doesn’t have any custom operations, at least you finally let us off the plane #passengersof886 #canwegohomeyet

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@HomeDepot how often do you rotate your stock? Just bought a @DietCoke from you that expired Feb 05. 😳

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@museband He'll be the grown ass man rocking out next to the awkward white girl showing moral support in beers! Keep doing it up. #cheers

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@museband Help a girl out! Driving from PIT to CLT to surprise my guy w/bday pit tickets. Can we get a bday concert shoutout? His name is Ryan.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

>>>|| Insert Dashboard Confessional AIM Away Message Here ||<<< #dashboardconfessional… https://t.co/KsTyCJk3RQ

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

THE STATS | Miles Trained: 0 - Miles Ran: Debatable - Miles Completed 13.1 - Funnel Cakes… https://t.co/1OdeWdtz4A

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

This one time we opened a burger place and after a week it hasn't burned to the ground yet.… https://t.co/t3WVnn12nL

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

Realistically all that's missing here is a little funnel the cake action and all of the powdered sugar you could possibly own. #kthanks

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

Keep your eyes open kids. Invites done. #kitkat1114 #tminustwomonths #imakethings https://t.co/OqPZ6HpEQ5

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

Grownupping so hard right now. 🏡🔑 #citylife #imbackkkk #homebase https://t.co/nCSeZ21vpK

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@KRob729 just watched this... how about we lower that bar a little. Maybe Kyle will sing to you?

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@michroar1 https://t.co/1YjpEzmKYD

[Highly Clutch @HighlyClutch]

Jim Harbaugh Is Hiring A Personal Assistant To Iron Khakis And Do Other Cool Michigan Football Stuff -- http://t.co/bLWc8S7Epz

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@joeryanjoeryan get diesel!

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@KRob729 @jbm2080 no tacos were harmed in this picture.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

The only Ranger I'm afraid of is Chuck Norris. #OT #LetsGoPens #itsthecup

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

@flickisbomb as they should.

[Jess Klein @jklein011]

The Malkin's don't participate in the wave. It's forbodden in Russia, as it should be here. You're better than that Pgh. #TheMoreYouKnow