jason with an h

just a free range pony

[jason with an h @jl_wink]

@RenSnowball I had no idea bahahahaha

[Dalton Domino & The Sensitive Bangers @MrDaltonDomino]

“The rules were you weren’t going to fact check me” is something I’m going to be using a lot going forward.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD packing list:

• 7 books you won’t read
• a tablet full of movies/shows you won’t watch
• random crap that sounded important 5 minutes before you left
• extra toothbrush?

Stuff forgotten:

• toothpaste
• an entire category of clothing
• one REALLY important cable

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

donut holes should actually be called donut plugs but no one is ready to hear the truth

[Krista Koeller @KristaLerista]

Today is the anniversary of the Stonewall riots, the reason Pride is in June.

In 1969, it was illegal to wear clothes that were considered inappropriate for one's sex and when the police raided the Stonewall Inn's gay bar, they started to do a genital check (as was procedure).

[jason with an h @jl_wink]

@the_whit_capri Sry if I ~trigger~ you 🫠

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

crypto is an mlm for people who think they're too smart to fall for an mlm

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey

[SNICKERS @SNICKERS]

Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter... THE VEINS REMAIN!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i will spend all day answering one email then look in the mirror like you did it queen

[jason with an h @jl_wink]

@rachelzgabay My day has been made

[yesi @yeseniamotaaa]

texting him on 2/22/22 and 2:22 pm so he thinks im a sign for him

[Dylan Frazier @dylanfrazier21]

Nevermind all the other inaccuracies of Yellowstone, the fact there’s women fighting over Jimmy makes it unbelievable