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ima say yes cause she pretty

[Yorkshan @YorkshireReborn]

The gnomes in my walls getting ready for their night of bending usb-c contacts and depleting the engine oil in my car

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

I went from grieving this man to thinking he’s the grossest baby bitch rat to ever exist at a record speed.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

[Laz🇱🇷🦅 @Lazerus]

😭😭😭😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Rob ✰ @Robhuncho2x]

Brandon Graham coming back every season

[. @FLAWLESSLUCKI]

Just a cherry on top of us entering a new era. I’m dropping an archive tape for the old lucki lovers this summer :) 2018-2021 ur welcome

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Jordan Mailata says he and the Eagles are ready to move on after the A.J. Brown trade.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Pierre @PierreD1990]

Can't even imagine the wild animalistic sex Vrabel and Russini are going to have tonight to celebrate the trade they both worked so hard on for the past eight months

[delco de leche @OafMode]

Edgar Allen Poe also moved from Philadelphia to Boston and he’s dead now. Do with that what you will, AJ Brown.

[gex @severalbird]

taking a plan B after jacking off

[k @kurtos]

OKC is the NBA's MAGA

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[jeom @araragijeom]

who up frying their dopamine receptors