James Larkman

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Fuck off Musk. Bye bye Twitter.

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@LondonTosser @jonlis1 You've hope so, certainly.

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@Eddguy1 @fesshole That's what we were all expecting.

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@implausibleblog Like all civil servants, all they can do is provide evidence and recommendations.

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@Rachelle_Hulme @deathtospinach Snap him up quick before he gets the thousands of followers you'd expect from a big movie star!

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@ajbloor @NadineDorries @HackneyAbbott Dorries is a nasty piece of work, but that doesn't justify mocking her for a medical/disability issue.

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@GeorgeMonbiot This isn't going to disappear if Labour have any sense at all.

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@OfSymbols Jack Monroe is right, you can't mock someone's disability just because they're a Tory.

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@NicholasTyrone Presumably the deal was for Braverman plus all the other (very) right wingers, rather than just her?

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@fesshole Hard to believe they didn't check this for a specifically graduate position. An enrolment letter is meaningless.

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@snowleopardess @SkyNews James "proof that nominative determinism is a joke not a scientific theory" Cleverly.

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@RAF_Luton U-2

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@pepetideo @Richardmassey82 @theousherwood Nobody is jailed/executed in Britain for not respecting the monarchy. Well, not yet anyway.

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@bingy8 @Nurseborisbash It is/was an attempt by the Tories to pretend they were going to focus resources on the areas where they won seats from Labour in the north.

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@RichardJMurphy I wish this would get through to the Labour leadership, otherwise they're just going to nod along with the upcoming austerity measures.

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@NoContextBrits Dry

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@JaneyGodley Pretty sure paper towels are cheaper.

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@irnbrubars @AdamRutherford If it's percentages of a whole they have to add up to 100 surely?

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@Burns5500 @Katie_Murphy776 @fesshole Yes, so it's not a duck.

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@twuttter @fesshole You don't really 'cook' smoked salmon in scrambled eggs, you just add it at the end to warm it up a bit.