josh eff

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

AOC introduced a bill that bans members of congress from trading stocks and it needs to be much bigger news

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage

[Dan Wells @TheDanWells]

Filling out my ballot, I had the exquisite and heartwarming experience of voting against Mike Lee. It filled my heart with joy. Everyone should have the chance to feel this same joy, so please: if you live in Utah, go out and vote against Mike Lee. It’s the best.

[Caly 🏳️‍⚧️ is short for Calypso @caly__pso]

If you're wondering whether or not you can consider yourself an LGBTQ+ ally, I would ask you one question:

Do you support, affiliate with, or agree with any group or individual whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose the LGBTQ+ community?

[josh eff @jm_flick]

Under the Banner of Heaven this, Under the Banner of Heaven that- Andrew Garfield is hot. Let’s not lose sight of what’s important.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

I don't have a problem with straight people. I just hate when they *act on it.

*say "I knew you were gay before you came out" to people.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nothing like reminiscing about attempted coups over a bouquet of flowers 👹👹

[josh eff @jm_flick]

“You’re in our prayers ❤️”

Rather be in your Venmo transaction history but okay.

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

The fullness of the restored gospel is actually Taylor Swift’s complete discography

[josh eff @jm_flick]

I can’t believe we pay money to go to school? I’d simply rather go to Disneyland.

[josh eff @jm_flick]

Am I to understand that Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and Ari herself will not be in the celestial kingdom?

Then I, a gay man, have one question and it is this-

...why would I stay celibate?

[josh eff @jm_flick]

A reality TV show in which Mormons have to plan a wedding that isn’t just a backyard reception with finger foods.

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

My statement on today’s impeachment vote:

[jesse 🦈 @cal_ess]

"you'll be straight in heaven" sounds like a threat

[josh eff @jm_flick]

The 54 second bridge in drivers license is the first and last time I will live.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.