Jennifer

[oh girl @notyoursisterrr]

Spit at Alicia on tv, got spit on in her ‘relationship’ for the last 10 years. That’s a shame

[Jesny @Jesnypenny]

when you spit on a girl over a man and the best he could do is make you a single mother. Ouch.

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

real ones had this poster in their room.

[Jacob. @indiejacob]

Friendly reminder that Disney posted over $37 billion of profit last year so they don't have to do this.

Just a friendly reminder 👍

[🦋 @lavndrhaaze]

i’m sorry but it’s so funny that people saw how ugly he was and went “awww she chose personality over looks. he’s probably such a sweet guy :)” and turns out that’s not true either

[Lord BLT 🥪 @MrBradThomas]

I actually hate the fact that if you catch a ball they guilt you into giving it to a kid. I’d give it to the kid because it makes me happy to see them happy. But if I didn’t want to, I shouldn’t be shamed for it

[forrest gunc @jvcobrowe]

most people don’t realize they’re only one major life event away from a years long spiral

[soph @vintageminii]

photography was originally invented to take pictures of cats

[Mary Grace @marygracepurser]

the kid you befriend at the hotel pool for the entire day as a kid and then never hear from ever again

[Jasmine @xQwirk]

Attention!!! All single people without kids!!! You are NOT permitted to enjoy apple picking at an orchard! That’s for the kids!!- and don’t you dare get on a hay ride! Unacceptable!!!

[⛧ @oglocc__]

LMAOOOOOOOO they were gonna milk this job for the rest of their shift. They were FUMING. 🤣

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Staples is great. You can return packages, do a TSA pre-check, buy Party City balloons. I don't even remember what the fuck they're actually supposed to sell.

[kobe @kobertthecat]

yes ok i will tek ur orders now

[nuno🧣 @metmidnights]

the birthday cake taylor got for dakota is so beautiful 😭🎂

[juliAn @oigevalt]

someone in this room keeps trying to chew my computer cables and for once it is NOT me

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor.

Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days.

I’d watch every episode.

[midnight toker ❄ @_Cudder]

This worse than plane tickets ngl 😭

[$globey @MCoveteur]

I would react so belligerently to this absolutely TFFF not.

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

that stool is the only thing keeping them from killing us