Josh

Proud supporter of Freedom, the Varsity Donuts' Truck, and Taylor Swift

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

We are not being asked to send American troops into war, only to help the Ukrainians defend themselves. If we fail to help Ukraine, Putin will invade a NATO nation. Ukraine is not the end, it is a step—and letting Putin have his way with Europe would jeopardize our security.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

@bobtrollsby @BahrSledSBP I’ve got the perfect platform #YourPond

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

"But the price of not supporting them [Ukraine] will be much higher...you should care about your own security interest...step up and provide support, full stop." Europe must do more! #ArmUkraineNow #RussiaIsCollapsing #russiaisateroriststate #russia #ukraine #PutinsWar

[Connor Schmidling @CSchmidling]

Next, who wins in a real life Pac-12 mascot battle

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

For almost 250 years the men and women of the United States armed forces have prevailed against tyranny. ​Your example inspires Ukrainians today to fight back against Russian aggression.

On behalf of all Ukrainians, Happy Veterans Day and thank you for your service.

[Team Cawthorn @teamcawthorn]

Imagine if we spent $40 Billion on veterans.

[Максим @kms_d4k]

What I did to destroy Russian pantonne bridge over Siverskyi Donets - a thread 🧵

Here you go -> -> ->

[Josh @jmcoxie]

This is a dangerous narrative. The US Government has an annual budget in excess of $4,700,000,000,000.

Y’all really think if we stopped funding the Defense of Ukrainian we would fix domestic housing and food shortages?

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The USA has hundreds of thousands of homeless people and local food shortages, but the government can 'afford' to send $40,000,000,000 to Ukraine.

Politics is so weird.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

lol. Y’all think my landlord knew what he was doing?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I heard the perfect Covid quote today.

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

[Josh @jmcoxie]

CDC: Vaccinated people can safely go in public without a mask.

Boomers at the grocery store:

[Brion Bircher @Brion_Bircher]

I was deployed to Kandahar, Afghanistan in 2018.

During this time, I became close with one of our interpreters. He was forced to use a nickname and location for fear of the Taliban finding and hurting his family.

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[Josh @jmcoxie]

Nobody:

Literally not a single person:

Me: if Harry can use Hedwig to send letters to Sirius, why can’t the ministry send Sirius an owl and follow it.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Texans in 2024 re-electing Ted Cruz to stop a center left democrat that just wants to ensure they have power, water and affordable healthcare.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Missing you guys in Germany!

[Jack Ayres @jmayres96]

Wiesbaden. Current home of the great @jmcoxie!

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Could be wrong, but bottom right looks like @allisharwood

[FBI @FBI]

The #FBI needs your help identifying individuals who instigated violence on January 6 in Washington, D.C. Visit https://t.co/pW9jI3X5tB to see images from current cases, and if you see someone you recognize, submit a tip at https://t.co/iL7sD5efWD. #SeekingInfoSaturday @FBIWFO

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Ordered a pizza 2 hours ago. Delivery guy shows up. Parks on a slope. His moped falls over-hard. People stop on the street. He hands me my pizza. The moped falls over (again).

Tip your delivery guy, they are not okay.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Eagles coming to save us from 2020

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Calling it now:

US of A has been #1 since 1776. We have the population, climate, and lack of social discipline to support the largest breakout globally.

Give it two weeks-we’ll be leading the pack.

[Josh @jmcoxie]

Few lessons I hope we carry forward from this crisis:

1. Stay home when you are sick to limit the spread of disease
2. Paid sick leave to limit the spread of disease
3. Ordering take out 6 times a week to limit the spread of disease

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk