jamie🇵🇸

fuckin internet

He/Him

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

@ jmebyt on bsky

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

@lonelytiefling Are you living in a meatloaf music video

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

@JoeStephenson96 I'm sure they were giving away glasses in newspapers and cereal boxes in 1999. This is what we get for abandoning the humble red-top

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

@lonelytiefling Is this show actually good? I only ever see clips of Matt Smith and his massive face gurning in front of greenscreens

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

The burden of having to piss every 5 minutes after drinking a load of beers, my cock of pissyphus

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓻 TIME AND THE WEATHER IS HOT

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

In a world of AI generated pub posters, be like my local

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Met a guy at the pub the other day who said he was once at an afters in Dublin with Kneecap and Greta Thunberg and they were all doing lines together. We must protect the smoking area gobshite at all costs.

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Americans yearn for So Solid Crew

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

The female chorus is so fucking good. Does anyone know any more music that sounds like this?

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

It also killed 2700 people

[Dan De'Ath @DeAthCardiff]

Funny how the cost of net zero gets endlessly debated, while the cost of climate inaction keeps mounting. June’s heatwave alone cost the UK economy an estimated $1.5bn. Climate inaction isn’t free; we’re just paying the price later, through disruption, damage & lost productivity.

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

SMOKING IN PUBS KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

A Restore Britain Government will allow pub landlords and other venue owners to install a smoking room.

If adults want to smoke inside a contained room, and the landlord is happy to provide that, then it's none of our business.

Crack on.

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Lol and indeed lmao

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has appointed Wes Streeting as Defence Secretary

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Hague next

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has sacked David Lammy as Justice Secretary and Deputy PM

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Need to watch this again Holy shit

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

everyone keeps talking about john leguizamo’s performance in the odyssey but i can’t stop of his cunty look in romeo + juliet

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

👍

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is now set to raise the state pension age to 68 in 2037 - seven years earlier than originally planned

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Someone is trying to use my old Monzo card to pay for an audible subscription. How can you know how to do fraud but not pirate audio books? Games gone

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

"Why are you attacking me!?"
"Because you said X"
"Yeah but I meant Y, so who's an idiot now? I am a journalist"

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Given Novara's history, I don't think this is actually an easy thing to decide

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

@EllenaPellena @LeftieStats You'll have to decide what's more likely – that, in a tweet, I slightly misused a word, or that I'm covertly running comms for Andy Burnham.

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

They'd rather a soft left labour than a trump-esque "you can't trust the mainstream media" reform party, burnham doing well hinders the greens and splits the left again

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

So what are people's best guess for what exactly it was that made the UK press suddenly stop shielding Farage?

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

This guy keeps on squaring up to me while I'm trying to work

[jamie🇵🇸 @jmebyt]

Never mind all the discourse about disordered eating, why is the ice blue?? It looks like cartoon ice. Frozen windex.

[coffin!🐾🦴 @PuppiBat]

ppl are reading her to filth but am i crazy or is this actually a really good way to cut cravings when ur trying to be healthier

like the texture of the “fries” and flavor from the “honey mustard”