@tnsecofstate the GoVoteTN website (https://t.co/73gpbekVkE) isn’t working this morning. It’s bare serving static pages…trying to search for voting locations has been rendering an error since around 7am. Scale up those servers—add some more hamsters to the wheel!
Ok. Judging by the consistent smell in the YMCA men’s bathroom week to week, I’m thinking the majority of y’all need to learn how to shower better between your workouts. Or maybe just buy better soap. The body spray ain’t working.
Satan: Make ‘em do push-ups.
Minion: Ok…but that doesn’t seem too ba-
Satan: -like…a LOT of push-ups.
Minion: Uhm…Ok…
Satan: Ooo! AND THEN MAKE THEM JUMP BETWEEN EACH ONE!
@Postmates placed an order this morning for pickup, it shows it’s ready, but the restaurant can’t find it...I’ve already paid Postmates but now can’t get my food. Help? Also...the contact form on the postmates website isn’t working.
@UPS had an overnight package delivery that was missed on Thursday. Delivery was never re-attempted on Friday, Saturday, or today. Best yet, talked to customer service and they said: “sorry, we’re overseas and we don’t know the location of the package.” 🤪 Any help?
Was watching an episode of Peppa Pig with the kids this morning where Peppa and friends—all animals—went to go visit a zoo.....with animals. Not gonna lie, it was a bit weird.
If you’ve ever sat through (or maybe been the one leading) a 2+ hour long architecture/tech design meeting that went no where, there’s hope... https://t.co/KYXuogxXr7