Jasmin Melan

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[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

Macamana Sabah & Sarawak tidak diberi bajet? Tak inklusif langsung.

[MFH @fazri_hassan]

Seumurlah kekangan bajet…pada peringkat sekolah cikgu sanggup berhempas pulas berkorban untuk pastikan kemenjadian anak anak murid pada peringkat tertinggi tapi tulah…tinggal di Sabah Sarawak ni nak bertanding ke semenanjung memang sentiasalah ada masalah bajet.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

My 90yo mother has good appetite. If you don’t have the appetite to eat, just watch her mukbang videos. Created a TikTok acc to help you eat, and remain healthy and stylish like her 😁 https://t.co/PLghZBAQsP

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

Give her recording contract, please.

[Melissa Goh @MelGohCNA]

Isn’t she groovy 😎 Mall musician Nor Diyana belting out a lovely Sheila Majid all time favorite Antara Anyer dan Jakarta . Lovely raya treat 😍

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@fazri_hassan Kalau di Australia, Kara ada beberapa jenis santan. Coconut cream, coconut milk and coconut milk light.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@surayaror Not sure but I noticed that yellow is the favourite colour of most products when they release ‘new’ product. Note yellow MyVi as one of them. Marketing psychology cos it looks fresher? I personally don’t use casing. It’s psychological. You’re more careful with it 😁

[Founder Archive @Founder_Archive]

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Sunlight is medicine.
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[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@mazwinnikanis I know! As a the organiser, I always arrive super early. Once I was 2 hrs earlier that my juniors. Lots of things to be done. They rolled their eyes at me when I reminded them that they have to be at the venue at least 2 hrs before event.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@AditRahim @anwaribrahim I want to live there.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@fazri_hassan Carilah Kak Jah, pemenang Galatti Award. Dia boleh bawak makan sotong crispy kat Kuala Perlis.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@kamarulbahrin Looking good, sir. How are you?

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@mokciknab @EbiAzly @tashmusa @AditRahim I know! How can we save this child from this torture and educate his father? He’s going to develop gastric prematurely and it’s not even his fault. Poor child.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

Tell me this is not child abuse, mums & dads @tashmusa @mokciknab @AditRahim @EbiAzly. The boy is hardly 4, made to believe he’s a strong boy for eating spicy food.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@AditRahim @tashmusa @mokciknab @EbiAzly This needs to be reported.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@NancyShukri ma’am, this is possible child abuse. The child is not even 4 and forced to eat spicy food, and made believed that he’s a strong boy. Plse check out his other videos. @hannahyeoh @ramkarpal

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@kamarulbahrin @JemilahMahmood @MaimunahSharif @SunwayU @UNHABITAT I love @MaimunahSharif. Wish I’m there.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@tashmusa Neither. They’re heavier than MacBook Air and doesn’t have full desktop functions. I bought a pro. Waste of money. Unless you want to do a lot reading while lying down without the keyboard cover.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@mutalibuthman @mamatkidal @anwaribrahim Tak payah tol plaza lah @anthonyloke. Buat mcm Australia. Guna eTag. Register kereta, terus register akaun tol. Dia detect plate number and charge. TnG style dah obsolete. Product bodoh bagi zaman ni.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

Dear @DBKL2u a neighbour built a structure on top of their neighbour’s wall. Is this even legal? This is at a house at Jalan Setiajaya, Bkt D’sara.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@anwaribrahim I want Dato @MaimunahSharif as KL Mayor.

[Jasmin Melan @jmelan]

@fahmi_fadzil Free sanitary pads belum distribute lagi ke, YB?