@ramoni_artico Nao tem como fazer isso pq fode todo o esquema de datas e locais do mata mata. Teria que haver um longo período de intervalo entre a fase de grupos e o mata mata
@CalacaFR@liberta___depre O tipo de pessoa que tem a mente perturbada por conta de política. Nao consegue viver sem perceber isso em ABSOLUTAMENTE TUDO
@guilhermedo13@felipelupion Hahahahaha parece aquele meme
"So vou achar que a gasolina ta cara quando eu pedir 10 reais e o frantista colocar 8 reais de gasolina. Enquanto eu pedir 10 e ele colocar 10, vai estar barato"
Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.”
I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.”
Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.