J. Jordan

Joined Twitter in 2007
Moved to Mastodon in 2023
@[email protected]

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

So long and thanks for all the fish. You can find where to follow me at https://t.co/vw6F4F43vP.

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

So, this is how my time on Twitter comes to an end. With the apps that made it what it was getting killed off with no explanation or warning.

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

A few people I’d love to see come over to Mastodon (and be just as active):

@AOC
@DJSnM
@ijustine
@letterboxd
@NASA

🙏💖

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

@SimoneGiertz Can you get @ijustine to at least sign up over there as well? 🤞🏻

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

@ijustine Me too but sometimes things are beyond saving and it’s time to move on.

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

@sarahlane Thank you for sharing this… when I saw your post last week I was shocked and worried but was afraid to ask for details. I’ll be sending lots of positive vibes your way 💖

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

President Kristen Stewart. 🫡

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

@brianstucki Same! I thought I was alone in my issues with them. Do you also have problems with the stats just not working for days at a time?

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

I’d you’re curious about Mastodon but don’t know where to start I setup an instance for my family and friends at https://t.co/wdBz1YVNTX. Come follow me! @[email protected]

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Ticketmaster monopoly got you down?

Take action with @MorePerfectUS ⬇️

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

Continuing with the tradition of the tie-cutting, former Space Shuttle launch director, Mike Leinbach, cuts the tie of Kennedy's first female launch director, Charlie Blackwell-Thompson.

The tradition signifies the first time in a console position after a successful launch.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

@kjincharleston Oops. I need to turn off reposting my Mastodon feed here. Not quite ready for that kind of exposure 😊

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

CW: Brazilian GP… https://t.co/InRS6ivzDa

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

"Draw the cat-eye sharp enough to kill a man" #TaylorSwift

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

CW: Brazilian GP… https://t.co/DU1M8jHKpu

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

CW: Brazilian GP… https://t.co/Za29TxpE0R

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

RIC probably should opted for 2-day instead of overnight on that stamp. #Formula1

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

All joking aside, #Twitter is the closest thing I have to a journal from my 20s. That's why I'm so bummed to see it implode.

[J. Jordan @jmjordan]

I don’t know how to describe the dream I just had except to say I didn’t like it.