John Gesimondo

neurodivergent tech guy
i make chrome extensions and work in tech

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@sama we got call chatgpt, but if you could add text chatgpt, it would make it accessible while off the grid via Satellite Messaging

oh and resuming advanced voice mode chats.

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

loophole: 🏳️‍🌈

[brett goldstein @thatguybg]

pick your poison

live in SF
- increase your startup's odds of success 3x
- decrease your odds of finding a life partner 100x

live in NYC
- increase your startup's odds of success 1.5x
- increase your odds of finding a life partner 100x

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@mckaywrigley did you? would love to see this! or hear about the results

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@jrfernandez spoken like a true kernel engineer

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@paulg and fewer layers of information pushers needed now that you can instantly summarize the current state of a project and what’s happened on it in the last week

[NWS Reno @NWSReno]

Extra, extra! Read all about it!📰

Winter hasn't given up just yet as snow showers linger thru the afternoon! Very cold temps are in store the next couple of days before a much-needed warm-up later in the week!

Read the latest forecast at: https://t.co/gTixGUntmf

#cawx #nvwx

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@Glench @geoffreylitt your friend might be a bot 🤖

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@TahoeWeather estimated start time for saturday's wind/snow?

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@garethemery what time are you going on tonight in sf? ✌️❤️🙏🤝

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@devnatash @altopharmacy yayy!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@ADHDdesigner for ritalin, this stopped happening after a couple days

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@ADHDdesigner and the sound quality is sooooo good!

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@ADHDdesigner have you tried this “find” button. i lost my airpods in a rental car parking lot and lost my mind. later someone told me if you press Find it will literally point you toward them with a compass needle until you find them.

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@levelsio Mac OS: I don’t trust your Google Meet anymore today

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@Bosefina nice! put one below it “remember when you used to notice and read me?” 😉

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@AutisticCallum_ depends on regional culture. in sf bay area you’re probably not getting coffee. but where i grew up near boston you’re probably getting coffee

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@jrfernandez also if there’s an outlet nearby, it’s mounted to a stud. you can try 3/4 inches (half of the stud width) to the left and right of the outlet to see which side it’s on

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@jrfernandez you can lower your mistake cost by nailing first. if you missed you’ll only have a tiny hole

[John Gesimondo @jmondo]

@nbaschez @danshipper @itsurboyevan but maybe someone could invent a live buffer system that would play the speaker at 2x and then pauses every minute or so to fidget or micro nap before continuing