Jordana

Boy momma^2. Wife. Science teacher. Dog mom. Professional coffee drinker. Sleep enthusiast. Over share-er.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@Ms_SBlakley Safety pins

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Minnesota West @MinnesotaWest]

Minnesota West Community & Technical College seeks Nursing, AD Instructor.
https://t.co/T2sEjw4Aa7
#MinnesotaWest #learnwithpurpose

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@cddull @MinnesotaWest Such a great presentation!

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@emilypawley Yes. Cracks me up.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@theDRAMAgoat1 Describe your best teachers - what qualities do
they have?
What is your favorite part of working in this school district? Your least favorite part?
How much work is independent and how much is guided, enforced, &/or cooperative?
Also, research things and ask relevant ?s.

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

The girlfriend of an accused killer faces charges after her press-on nail was found inside a storage bin with human remains near Mille Lacs Lake, according to court documents. https://t.co/4ChV3nn9du

[NJCAA Basketball @NJCAABasketball]

🚨 DOWN GOES #1 🚨

Minnesota West defeats the No.1 seed to advance to the #NJCAABasketball DIII Women's Championship FINAL! 🏆

https://t.co/f5JPcK6c9O

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

if you were planning to come to the park with the kids for spring break we are sorry to report that the park is closed :( a few of us narrowly escaped the island in a helicopter and everyone else is dead. Hoping to be back open for summer

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@howie_hua 95 - 10 = 85 - 8 = 77

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

6yo - Why are we cleaning the whole house?

Me - Because people are coming over tomorrow and we don’t want them to know how we actually live.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@PilotSports Congrats, Travis!

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@PilotSports Such a great photo. Congrats to Caleb and family!

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@JAlexanderPrin1 @DrBradJohnson Came here to say this! 👏

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Most of parenting is just walking around the house letting out exasperated sighs because you found something else your kids left out or destroyed.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@PEMDAS59 Taught HS for 13 years. Recently started at the college level. Was just thinking how awesome it has been that I haven’t had any of my personal property stolen or damaged all year. It’s so sad.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

@howie_hua 80+(1/2 of 80) = 120

[Joseph Mullins @josephmullins]

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

[Jordana @jmthomps0967]

We need educational reform and they need more resources!