SarcasticSweetheart

I'm here for the laughs, the sarcasm, and the copious amounts of whiskey and wine. Writing isn't a hobby, it's a necessity.

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

Remember when you were a teenager and you couldn't wait to be an adult so you could make your own decisions?

Haha.

Dumbass.

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

Epic fail @Postmates_Help . Last 3 orders missing items. When we try it YET again, get the same result, we get an auto reply email "we can take no further action regarding the issues you reported." Really??!! 🤬👎❌

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

I stand for all. #Outlander premieres February 16 only on @STARZ. https://t.co/41f2qE9JUR

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

If Edgar Allan Poe had written a series for #netflix it would be @CarnivalRow 🦇🕸️🎥

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

Whatever you did tonight, it wasn't as awesome as the Block Party we went to!! Blockheads partied HARD in Greenville tonight!! @NKOTB #30yearsstrong #mixtapetour2019 #theboysintheband

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

And. He's. All. The. Way. Up! #NXTSpartanburg

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

What better way to celebrate your 11th birthday?!! @shade0410 #NXTSpartanburg #happybdayStephen

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

@shade0410 Yeah I am! 😉😘

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

All right @Travistritt and @RealCountryTV Where can I get my hands on a #ScooterBrown CD?!! 😎🤠👍 #lovethatvoice

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

90% of marriage is one person looking for something where the other said it would be and yelling that it’s not there

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

It’s here!!!!
#droughtlander is OVER!
Tonight, the new season Premieres. 😘
@outlander_starz #outlander #OutlanderPremier

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

Join me in this awesome photo challenge
https://t.co/JJPyMfD9nT

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #TravisEtienne! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties]

Welcome to parenthood. You're the one who has to put their hand into the murky sink water and pull up whatever gross shit is clogging the sink now.

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

It's #ShaqWeek!! 🦈 But seriously y'all, I wouldn't swim with sharks that big either!

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

I totally hit my fitness tracker goals today swimming. I was swimming in a jacuzzi tub trying not to spill my wine,

but samesies.

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

I've hit the "ready to be done with this f*@!ing car line" part of the school year.

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

How has the public playground/wine bar combo not been developed yet? I'm not the only parent with this idea.

[Outlander Universe @Outlander_STARZ]

Jamie Fraser isn't real. #WhyImSingleIn4Words

[SarcasticSweetheart @jnremeta]

@SamHeughan @Outlander_STARZ 😂😂😂

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

Our best work yet.
#SoProud

No need to watch season 3.
@Outlander_STARZ https://t.co/z7QPTuljYE