AJK

I look forward to our Civil Discourse

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.

[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car”

My brother in Christ,

In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion.

Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going.

The UN never took his offer.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the next White House press secretary

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

“The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.”

-Margaret Thatcher

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Going off grid for a while.
(Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Gotta love women canceling Sydney Sweeney for dressing like a whore and then canceling Shane Gillis for saying women shouldn't dress like whores

[neppy @neppy]

i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

Only in the first world can you wear $200 shoes, drink an $8 coffee, own a $1,000 phone, and post on a billionaire's social media network about how capitalism has failed you.

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁🪽 @AngelOfIndica]

Sometimes touching grass isn’t enough, you have to smoke it too

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

freshly showered, stoned, no bra, oversized tshirt. she has healed 

[Nix @TexasNix]

Damn I'm old

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

A horror movie but it’s just 2 hours of Liberty Biberty commercials.

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

Fck the club. Let's wake up at 6AM to hike, watch the sunrise then get coffee & breakfast.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to Girl: Get cute for regular days too. Your life is the occasion.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

bro ur doordashing on stolen land

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street.

You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The AI surveillance company Flock has installed nearly 100,000 cameras across America to track your every movement.

Going to the doctor? Flock knows.

Dropping your kid off at school? Flock is tracking you.

Flock is always watching.

STOP AI MASS SURVEILLANCE. STOP FLOCK.