Joachim M. Keyser

Bergen-bound dev, dad and drummer

[DHH @dhh]

Start with the GDPR and DMA. Flush 'em whole! Then reboot a much, MUCH smaller effort to capture the good notes in a single page with such clarity that not a single lawyer or compliance apparatchik is paid for implementation.

[Joachim M. Keyser @joachimmkeyser]

@tweenTM2 Go Tween! /BBJoaquin

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@dhh Really nice. And my notoriously noisy core i9 Lenovo from 2020 runs beautifully with it on balanced setting :)

[dax @thdxr]

we got hit with a crazy scam attempt

someone signed up for our inference and did a video call with our sales person confirming intent to spend $400,000 over the next year and asked for increased rate limits

our sales person felt like something was off so he looked up the company - found a bunch of videos of the CEO and it looked and sounded like the same person he talked to

so he figured it was real but we started looking deeper

the email they had been talking to us from was a lookalike domain that was registered 4 days ago. all the traffic they were sending looked bizarre and came from foreign IPs

emailed them for more info to see what they'd say. of course they hit us with the "i'm about to get on a plane, can't do anything right now, please move forward"

messaged the real CEO on instagram and yeah he had no idea what we were talking about, the scammer was deepfaking him

be careful out there, things are getting crazy

[dax @thdxr]

if you want to rent a thousand GPUs:

1. find provider
2. sign 3 year commit
3. put $40M down
4. they go to bank and say look a real customer
5. bank lends them money 12% interest
6. nvidia gets it
7. GPUs deployed to you in 2-3 months

is the shortage GPUs or is it money

[Joachim M. Keyser @joachimmkeyser]

@keywordian I never managed to get one actually provisioned.

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@EinarWilly @FEidesen @eisalen Regionen i Europa med høyest kraftoverskudd er dem som i hovedsak rammes av underskudd og høye priser. Å diskutere med MDGere som av reinspikka ideologiske årsaker skal forsvare alt som er dårlig, det gidder jeg ikke.

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@EinarWilly @FEidesen @eisalen At det skal være "synd på staten" som feilberegnet almissene i budsjettet med rundt 10 milliarder, skjønner jeg heller ikke. Pengene velter inn i staten:
https://t.co/7Vl9ix5Jba

[Joachim M. Keyser @joachimmkeyser]

@EinarWilly @FEidesen @eisalen Eksportrekord i fjor. Det som foregår da, er at man legger opp til flaks med været. Helt horribelt. Når det gjelder forbruk i husholdningene har det vært dønn stabilt helt siden minst 2010(~38Twh +-2Twh) tross elbil og fler folk. Uredelig artikkel av NRK.

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@thdxr I will never read your posts again.

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@BIGmassaTM @RzlWhizzy Gogo Massa!!!!

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@SsouljaTM GG, I bet you(and Mudda!) come back strong.

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@ThePrimeagen Haha!

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@BIGmassaTM MA-SSAAAAA!!!

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@charpeni_ @Pallavi_345 Warp has a good UX for sure.

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@ThePrimeagen I get hyperactive PRs from Jules every day, and it must stop.

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@21stCscribe @GeronimoMorgans He is good in "the grind" attack; often doing more than others. He also runs his fair share. But that is too particular. Especially for a captain. It doesn't suit every team, game or even certain intervals of the game.

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@MsMelChen Norwegian socialists would exploit anything for political purposes; that is just how it is.

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@21stCscribe @GeronimoMorgans Ødegaard is a good player, but him slowing down the attack sometimes is a fact.

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@uNeekVu @thdxr @kentcdodds I will never understand the beef people had with Jquery. It was atleast managed, as opposed to the npm package nightmare introduced in its wake.