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[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@Become_Worse @Vibe0x1df @johntriplette @signulll I agree open borders is both a progressive stance an extremely unpopular position as well as bad policy. Which is unfortunate. I think otherwise bad conservative policy does win on this issue and it is a major hinge for people

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@xwanyex What the fuck are you talking about man

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@johntriplette @signulll At this point anytime I read “progressive politics are not popular” I assume you are just participating, unwittingly or otherwise, in a psyop

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@sunfwrpwr People are against this??? It’s a biological super power

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@powerbottomdad1 I once derailed an entire workday with a joke on slack and I used to go back to the message admire the number of 😂 reacts it had like a dragon atop her pile of gold

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

sometime in 2025 my direct report made fun of me for "still copy-pasting code from chatgpt" and i finally went to cursor and i never enjoyed coding with an AI since. once i accidentally opened vscode out of habit and coded all day without ai and was like. what a good day?

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@omgsidewalks I'm just glad they can read

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

"be polite to chatgpt because you never know" maybe in the future the superintelligent computer God will think people who said please and thank you to a soulless brainless program are unsalvageable idiots and exterminate them, ever think about that

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@owenbroadcast Rimworld ass story

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@cybelethebest Tell your husband to tell her to stop. He can tell her that you want to dress them. Doesn’t have to do anything with your taste or hurting her feelings. It’s your motherhood, she got to dress a little boy already.

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

I have a friend who acts like sitting down to read a book would be actually physically painful. But he only eats like 7 things and whines when there’s a carb in every restaurant meal. Like man why you tryn to live so long anyway. YouTube shorts aren’t that great

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

I need people to be anxious and freak out around me constantly then I can finally be the coolest version of myself all the time

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@alz_zyd_ This tweet popped out of my subconscious onto my feed no fucking shit like 2 min after I thought it. Taste and likability going to reach unfathomable levels of value

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

Gonna resurrect all my favorite deadfics with AI. Finally do something good for the world

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@luinalaska I had a mom who loved me like this. It makes it hard to accept a mom who is so focused on what she is getting out of my motherhood even harder.

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@IterIntellectus Oh damn dude I just remembered he was gay. That actually makes complete sense

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@signulll Trump is also almost certainly fun to be around irl and emotionally sincere. How else do you think someone who lies so fragrantly with such bad politics got where he is?

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@signulll Butthurt in the thread because people can’t imagine a Guy being nice and having politics they disagree with. It’s almost impossible to fall for a fake persona irl if you’re not actually retarded. He’s almost certainly genuinely nice

[emily af @joanmarlboro]

@staysaasy When they finally fired the dumb evil guy it actually felt like everything in the world would get better. Like even when bad things happen I’m like, the universe is fundamentally a good place, it will be ok