Job

I write code

[natalie @nataliealmosa]

boyfriends everywhere rejoicing

[Dr Chris Burden 🐺 @WulfrunianChris]

Under 16s messaging each other on Excel post the social media ban.

[Job @jobb_]

@marcelpociot Mysql 5.7

[Seb 🇧🇦 @LinuxSeb]

This is the funniest Linux joke I’ve ever read. He wins 💀💀💀

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Hey @JacobYoungMP - these are percentages right? 2.9% of an MP’s £84,154 is £2,404. Whereas a nurse offered 6.5% on £30,000 would be an increase of £1,950

So it’s not a ‘bigger pay rise’ in reality is it?

Plus your parking, energy bills and expenses are paid for by us

[Job @jobb_]

@OctopusEnergy Smart meter readings not worked since September. I have been emailing CS constantly. Waiting 10+ days for reply on avg. Not had an elec bill since August cos need HH (octopus go) data. I now nearly have 6 months of electricity to pay for in one go. Useless. @g__j

[Will @willne]

First time I’ve ever felt justified paying the tv license

[Cbass @Cbasscod]

“Logging into online services”
“Waiting for data centers”
“Loading store”
“Updating playlist”
“Fetching online profile”
“Changing laundry”
“Loading message of the day”
“Checking for updates”
“Syncing data”

*Finally loads up*

“Update requires restart”

#Mw2

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

Lizzies have been dropping like flies recently

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @trussliz omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

[Andrew Steele @statto]

‘2022 UK Government crisis’ now needs disambiguating on Wikipedia.

[Job @jobb_]

@jeffrey_way British News

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

steve jobs was only 21 when he founded apple. bill gates was only 20 when he started microsoft. mark zuckerberg was only 19 when he created facebook. it’s too late. you need to give up

[Job @jobb_]

@leoniejmann 🙌

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

Microsoft is so desperate lmao

[Job @jobb_]

@Nick_Craver Still waiting for mine 😩