Jodie Long

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

“Stick to the script or I will tell Daddy Infantino”

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

@Muneeb_08 @GeorgefvLong

[Portishead Town FC @PortisheadTown]

𝗠𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆!

Portishead Town is delighted to announce that manager Kye Mountford has committed to remain with the club ahead of the 2026/27 season.

His management team of Rob Sage, Sam Bendall-Weeks, Joey Ledbury and Dave Lukins have also committed.

Kye had this to say: “In football, we can’t guarantee success or winning games. However, I can promise you all that we are going to give it everything we have to get back where we think we belong.”

Chairman Grant Jefferies said: “Keeping our identity as a club was key to our plans moving forward and I’m delighted that Kye has committed to continue to lead the team.”

#uptheposset 🤍🖤
@swsportsnews

For further details visit: https://t.co/kRNwFQrJkG

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

Absolute disgrace from the @FA

[Portishead Town FC @PortisheadTown]

Club Statement ⚪️⚫️

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

Today has shown precisely why Labour Governments don’t come along very often.

[Freely Ashley @TheFreelyAshley]

If I can give expecting/new parents any piece of advice, it would be to read to your child every day from the moment they are born.

I even read aloud to my kids during my pregnancy. 😂

But just read! At least one book at bedtime, more if you can work it in.

"Well, my kid is [age] and I haven't done that."

Start now. Whatever the age, read to your kids. Point at all the words. Explain what's happening in the pictures if they aren't old enough to understand. Discuss what's happening in the story to encourage comprehension.

Dedicate just 10 mins a day to reading.

10 minutes a day multiplied by 365 days is just over 60 hours a year. If you did that, in four years you will have logged over 240 hours of reading time.

Reading is a vital skill and it's falling by the wayside in a big way. Make it a priority because it makes such a big difference. The earlier a kid can read, the earlier they can start really understanding the world around them and how to navigate it.

Early reading is also a very strong indicator of future success and is associated with a host of positive outcomes. The gift of literacy is one of the most precious things you can give to your babies that will carry them far in life.

So, just read. 📚

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

Ed Miliband has approved thousands of screws of mass-scale solar panels on UK farmland and ignored local community objections.

Solar panels shouldn’t be used on prime farmland. Instead, put them on brownfields, car parks, roofs and roads.

[blue @bluewmist]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

In three short paragraphs @JeremyClarkson pithily identifies just how this country is going to the dogs

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

#Budget2025

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Do remember this Labour government that wants us all to have Digital ID, that they promise will be secure, just had its entire budget leaked before they announced it.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤡

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

Don’t you just love being an England fan sometimes #WomensEuro2025 ⚽️

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

@MathsMyles @GMB Repeat poor attendance, say one day a week (which happens in our school) does not get fined, only if you have a week off. Much more damaging to have regular poor attendance than one holiday a year. Shows it’s just a money maker!

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

@9nqkxkcgdb @GMB Exactly! If everyday of education is so important then why is it okay to strike, is this not affecting the child’s education too?

[Portishead Town FC @PortisheadTown]

Due to results elsewhere, PORTISHEAD TOWN ARE CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF THE JEWSON WESTERN PREMIER DIVISION 🏆🤍🖤

COME ON!!!

#uptheposset ⚪️⚫️

@swsportsnews @_WesternLeague_

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Yes!!! Do you agree?

[Higgy @higgyboson]

Rachel Reeves DELIBERATELY
neglected to announce the increases in property Stamp Duty in the budget, (but it's in the accompanying document).

Presumably she and Starmer don't consider homeowners to be "working people".

As I say, they're bastards.

[Jodie Long @jodeb9]

@BrendyTheFrenzy @DaleAC93 Wow envious much. It has been ‘earned’ though hasn’t it, by family members who have worked their whole lives and want to leave something for family to care for them

[Renée Hoenderkamp @DrHoenderkamp]

I don't care that Huw Edwards:

* was of previously good character (question that)
* Admitted guilt quickly
* Is remorseful
* Has depression
* Has to do a course
* Cooperated with police
* Might commit suicide in prison

I do care about

* the children harmed for life.
* the paedophiles who breathe a sigh of relief at this sentence
* about the convicted paedophile who supplied the images also walking free

And yet call a man a man in a tweet and risk being sent to jail instantly these days.

CHILDREN are precious and are the future
Paedophiles should ALWAYS go to jail.

Do you agree or not and why?

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Jeremy Clarkson is an absolute bloody Legend