Jodie-May

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i love brushing my teeth in the shower. it's like my whole body is one big tooth. and baby i'm in tooth paradise.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

have yall ever seen the other angles of tom cruise in the masturbation park

[gay guy @gayguyupdatess]

clocked a phishing attempt at work today

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sometimes when it comes to the double denim conversation im like well. what the fuck else do you wear with a jean jacket

[salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @salemscrucible]

just heard my mom stomping up the stairs to come yell at me and she tripped

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you ever be arguing thru text and a coworker start talking to you like shut the fuck up gang im bout to lose

[Ossiel @dxxmdna]

instagram notificándome que mi historia tuvo más de 100 visualizaciones

[✪ @sth3lier]

when u have a friend

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

i love youtube

[dana! ☻ @oatm1lkdyke]

everytime i accidentally open my front facing camera i see this staring right back at me

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts

[elliot @elliotconk]

Person on bus won't stop trying to pair their Apple Watch to my phone

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet

[‎jay 🐈 @16piastris]

seeing a tiktok and recognizing the tweet its quoting word for word

[ANDRYUSHA @INDABALLPIT]

spongebob's chinese name translating to "sponge baby"

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Gonna be driving around Vice City like this in November