jodi

i’m gonna shit my pants

[jodi @jodii____]

a thread: weird shit i’ve found on wish ads

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

happy final birthday to one of the greatest attractions of all time

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tf ibuprofen 800mg so damn big, shit feel like i’m swallowing a airforce 1

[Kayla Young @kaylayoungforwv]

Get me to God’s country

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

Bunch of nerds like "that's not what a trained bartender would do" this is Final Destination where we die extra stupid, take your sensitive ass back to Hereditary

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

you can feed white people coleslaw out of your hand like they’re a wild horse

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is what the tiktok ban feels like https://t.co/l9Ha2zLLv5

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

Three vodka redbulls in, who need their baby daddy strangled

[‏ً @wlthdrawls]

ㅤ

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Lmfao

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Jerry💋 @ldkJerry]

ONE YEAR SINCE THIS BOP

[sabrina carpenter files | fan account @scarpenterfiles]

no words, just sabrina carpenter