Professor Joe Galt.

No, I don't think you're nuts. I think you have faith - the thing that helps you make the quantum leap from facts to fiction.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@BuzzPatterson Me too! It's glorious. Fun to do consulting work for an Italian satellite company. The Hotel Marconi has excellent views.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@orntwo @fossilfreeLDN @bp_plc "Yeah, why did we waste all that money on that Bazalgette guy anyway. Him and his pumps and sewers and such. Waste of fucking time, I tell you! Just decrease the surplus population and be done with it."
Sincerely,
Ebenezer Scrooge 😉

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@fossilfreeLDN @bp_plc Dear dipshits,
There are no solar panel powered solar panel factories. Not one is off the fucking grid. Etc. Grow up.
Sincerely,
People that know real shit

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@Angry_Skunk @KeithOlbermann Wow. Like you have time or talent for a hobby. I'm so sorry about Hobby Lobby's luck. 🤣

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@KeithOlbermann Yes. It's true. My gun owns me. Fortunately it takes me for walks and lets me poop outside the...

How fucking stupid are you? Oh. Keith Olberman. Gee golly. I didn't mean to make fun of your mental disorder.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@Nunyabiznis74 @TPostMillennial Bullshit.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

Sweet. 👇😎

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Went to visit my dear Mom back near Detroit, and yes that’s 12 deer having a party in the front yard. This is not anywhere near a zoo or the forest so what the hell....

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@KeillerDon 99 and 44/100ths of pedophiles say this is just good clean fun.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@justinalpertesq @Barbarajdurkin @DawnMaier3 @Pineapp411 @wakeupnj @realsirignano @MariannaFortune @ROMULUS7078 @AtlasThundr @jwsagain @fight4newjersey @DemsH8USA @MarahRose9 @ChefRex45 @ButTooth1 @ColArchon @LarryCasanova9 @LiberTProsperiT @Oldglorycries @furio888az9 @ChristinaMB122 @MurphytheAss @Murphythemoron @Thelmavrh @MamabearNJ908 @winslow_NJ @NJSenDems @senatenj @SpeakerCoughlin @AswVickyFlynn @njbpuprez @SenatorWicker @SenatorCantwell @SenJohnBarrasso @Sen_JoeManchin @freedomcaucus @HouseBlueDogs @NatlGovsAssoc @njassemblydems @GovMurphy @NJ_Politics @TheNJGlobe @MattRooneyNJ @SaveJersey @GunaRockYa @johndeputato @Orsted @michebocanegra @WNYC @Gothamist Don't. Just stop. Don't make me do it! Aww, shit. <cue the music>
https://t.co/le3BpfQWsM

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@BuzzPatterson @UrUnpaidPundit I used to work near there. Still have friends in Youngstown. This shit is fucked up.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@MikeHudema Super-dooper way to increase ocean temperature. Any hazmat considerations for fish? Clearly no light gets through. Any living species that depend on that? 🤔

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@KCDurling @gretchenwhitmer "It's the gun. Do something!"
No, the perp was let back on the streets. Ever read Shakespeare?
De-bench, disbar, resignations. Take away any wealth they have, all the way up to the rotting head of the fish. Aiding and abetting murder is a felony. Lock them up for life. No parole.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@gretchenwhitmer Everyone involved in letting this perp back out on the streets:
De-bench, disbar, resignations. Take away any wealth they have, all the way up to the rotting head of the fish. Aiding and abetting murder? Felony. Life sentence. No parole.
Btw: Fix the damn roads yet?

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@LonnyBush @REMASCULATE Sue everyone that was involved in letting this perp back out on the streets.
De-bench, disbar, resignations. Take away any wealth they have, all the way up to the rotting head of the fish. Aiding and abetting murder is a felony. Lock them up for life. No parole.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@REMASCULATE Did she "fix the damn roads" yet?
Nope.
<cue the music>
https://t.co/WQMorC6pM6

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@ChefGruel I'll just leave this here...
https://t.co/G3e66gPLJb

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@JoJoFromJerz Codswallop.

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@BuzzPatterson @PressSec Friznik glarp!

[Professor Joe Galt. @joe_possibly]

@RWMaloneMD Fuck.
Eggs good.
Eggs bad.
Eggs good.
Eggs bad.
Electric razors cause leukemia!
Eggs good.
Eggs bad.
Eggs good
Call phones cause brain cancer!
Eggs good.
Eggs bad.
We're all gonna die!
Eggs good.
Eggs bad.
Ad fucking nauseum.