joe bignold

[joe bignold @joebignold]

@bt_uk It's out until midnight tomorrow!

[The Guardian @guardian]

The Secret Footballer: undercover in the Premier League http://t.co/sGUf606q #longreads

[Rosie Marteau @rosamartillo]

@vizcomic RT @chiefbrody1984: How about a picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest? http://t.co/6RewuiVU

[Wagner Carrilho @xfactor_wagner]

I wish I meet Kurt Cobain I think we be good friend co write music maybe some poppers together maybe occasional threesome he great man

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Oh god. Absolutely hilarious signage in a shop in Osaka, Japan: http://t.co/fkN3urT8

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

We've got a new favourite font. http://t.co/da2brAF7 | @graphicscowboy

[joe bignold @joebignold]

“@vmch: Is it wrong that I fancy Brendan Cole a teeny bit?”

Yes.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

After all I'd heard, I was somewhat disappointed. http://t.co/a5LByp9x | @Sanks69

[London Crime @LondonCrime]

Today, as part of our ongoing community engagement initiative, we'll be meeting HAYAR THE FEARLESS ONE, king of all the owl people.

[London Crime @LondonCrime]

Shoreditch: Leonard Street has now reopened after clearing of earlier demonstration against polo-neck jumpers.

[London Crime @LondonCrime]

Great Lord Cthulhu, destroyer of mankind, has arisen from his watery repose and is currently causing a minor traffic incident in Enfield.

[London Crime @LondonCrime]

A drunk Brian Blessed is waving his fist and shouting "BALLS TO YOUR KIND" at disinterested ducks. Officers dispatched with large net.

[Fred @AngryButcher]

Jammed my thumb up a chicken's anus. Just because I fucking can.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: a reprint of my classic work 'Ow! You're on my hair!: The Truth About The Karma Sutra'.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

Note this bird's distinctive call: http://t.co/NY3QKjeU /via @George_87

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

Ooh, a free duvet. http://t.co/fUJxLDni

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Robbie’s had a tattoo of Stoke’s coat of arms. (I’m guessing that’s two men fighting with pool cues over a woman pissing in the street)

[Alan G Partridge @ThisisPartridge]

This is my official Twitter account. Imposters, cyber-squatters, fakes, identity thieves – swivel.