Joe Bissol

Software Architect, Clean Coder, & 5x Sitecore Tech MVP

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

That's how viruses work, they evolve/mutate into variants.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

My friend @IceSolst has been doing incredibly dangerous research. She has enumerated EVERY version of Microsoft Copilot.

Viewer discretion is advised.

- Microsoft Copilot
- Microsoft Copilot Pro
- Microsoft Copilot Business
- Microsoft Copilot+ PC
- Microsoft Copilot Chat - Powered by WorkIQ
- Copilot Pages
- Copilot Studio
- Gaming Copilot
- Copilot Voice
- Copilot Labs
- Copilot for Windows
- Copilot in Bing
- Copilot for Microsoft 365
- Copilot for Word
- Copilot for Excel
- Copilot for PowerPoint
- Copilot for Outlook
- Copilot for Teams
- Copilot for OneNote
- Copilot for Loop
- Copilot for Sharepoint
- Copilot for Viva
- Copilot for Sales
- Copilot for Service
- Copilot for Security
- Copilot for Finance
- Copilot for HR (in Copilot for HR)
- Azure Copilot
- GitHub Copilot
- GitHub Copilot Chat
- Copilot for Microsoft Defender
- Copilot for Entra
- Copilot for Intune
- Copilot for Purview
- Copilot for Edge
- Copilot for Designer
- Copilot for Clipchamp
- Copilot for Photos
- Copilot for Dynamics 365 Sales
- Copilot for Dynamics 365 Customer Service
- Copilot for Dynamics 365 Marketing
- Copilot for Dynamics 365 Supply Chain
- PayPal Microsoft Copilot [NEW]

Microsoft is offering 43 different versions of Microsoft Copilot

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Microsoft Copilot is the nastiest virus I've ever encountered. I'd rather have Covid & the Flu at the same time.

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Every day I grow to hate MS Copilot more and more. Maybe because everyday it get shoved down my throat in strange and unwanted ways.

@Copilot LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

AI won’t replace software engineers, but it will expose the ones who never learned to think like engineers.

Tools can speed you up, but if your thinking’s wrong, AI just gets you to the wrong place faster.

Engineering still matters.

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

Most teams don't have a tech problem. They have a learning problem. Fast feedback, short iterations, real users. That’s how software grows.

Stop polishing code in a vacuum. Ship. Learn. Improve. Repeat.

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

On our way back home from vacation we had to showcase our demonstrated preference for @SteaknShake, home of tallow fries, delicious shakes, and an X/Twitter account that knows more about economics than all the branches of the US government combined.

[Angela McArdle @RealAngelaMc]

This is real!

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Dear @JoeBiden
Donald Trump has promised to commute the prison sentence of Ross Ulbricht on day 1 if he is reelected
Don't let him have this as a campaign issue against you
You can commute @RealRossU today and make a fool of Trump

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

When I hear "we are using a new tool for project management", my brain translates that into "we have a new project to manage a tool".

I wonder, why is that? Hmmm.

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

"Superstition-Based Development" or SBD is the most prevalent approach to managing software development projects today.
This is the belief that: Agile is a process, DevOps is a person/team, SAFe is not waterfall, and/or JIRA adds value.
#Agile #DevOps #ContinuousDelivery

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Best time to deploy to production is ALL THE TIME!
#ContinuousDelivery

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

When I talk about releasing on Friday, many ppl respond with "why not wait 'till Monday." That's missing the point, which is that your code should be high enough quality that you feel confident releasing whenever it's convenient, even on Friday (and no, that's not a "fantasy").

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

3/21: Happy World Down Syndrome Day!! @The_Meg_Efron

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

@YALiberty We live in a free country,
a nation of laws, not men

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, let's remember that 11 million people were robbed of their right to speak and associate freely, disarmed of their weapons, rounded up and massacred by government employees who were "just doing their jobs".

And let's not let that happen again.

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Fitness functions and other steps to incremental improvement towards high-functioning development teams. #ContinuousDelivery #FailFast #SDLC
https://t.co/HmsIzw5Wl7

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

This is EXCELLENT!
https://t.co/JRuVfrse1h

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Why Pull Requests Are a Bad Idea • Dave Farley
https://t.co/8zrIFWUgl6

[Joe Bissol @joebissol]

Decremental Development
https://t.co/Hwf7HXJPts

[EPAM Systems @EPAMSystems]

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[Visual Studio @VisualStudio]

In case you missed the news, #VisualStudio2022 17.2 is available. It includes improvements to .NET and C#, plus:

✅ New Git performance and experiences
✅ New Azure tools for local development and deployment
✅ And more!

Read the news: https://t.co/01QjJitKFg #VS2022