Joe

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@dailybeanspod @MuellerSheWrote @DGComedy (Very) Former national bee contestant here, nowhere near as good as these kids. Thanks for giving the bee and kids some recognition!

[Joe @joebobsouth]

This sounds right if you don’t understand math. It’s a lie. They know it’s a lie. Every time they tell it, it’s a lie. Supporters just brush it off, “oh that silly Trump! Exaggerating again!” And it’s how they internalize so many lies and live in an alternate reality.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@reeses A North American School Scrabble champion was repping Reese’s all weekend long, including in championship photos

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@11W Sweet! A pleasant surprise to see someone from our school as a future Buckeye. Kid is an athlete.

[Joe @joebobsouth]

I’m sure our fully mature president will acknowledge tonight’s winners of their free and fair elections because he loves America and respects the will of the people.

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@scott_pianowski Appreciate it, Scott

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@CapitalOne Suggestion: include the transaction date on travel confirmations booked through Capital One Travel. I am trying to get reimbursed through my company, and they need that info. Having it on the confirmation would be super helpful. Thanks!

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@JasmineForUS Vance’s #1 purpose is to continually put lipstick on a pig

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@JohnCornyn @RobertKennedyJr @HHSGov Sad. You know he’s not qualified

[Joe @joebobsouth]

Leadership style: mob boss

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Dear Senate Republicans:

Let us make this crystal clear again:

If you reject any of President Trump’s qualified Cabinet picks, like @TulsiGabbard, we will work everyday to destroy your political careers.

I promise.

Sincerely,
@Article3Project

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@MerriamWebster Complecting
Completing
Competing
Compting
Comping
Coping
Oping
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[Joe @joebobsouth]

@annamlulis And then lie over and over behind it

[Joe @joebobsouth]

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[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

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[Joe @joebobsouth]

Today’s republicans love to talk about God but value devotion to Trump more than Biblical teachings

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Bishop Budde hijacked the National Prayer Service to promote her radical ideology.

This was an opportunity to unify the country in prayer, but she used it to sow division.

Even worse, she’s continued her political crusade in media interviews.

Shameful.

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@JackPosobiec The right turns into soft drama queens when their dear leader is held accountable

[Joe @joebobsouth]

#goodyearcottonbowl

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@Birm OSU fan here, considering driving up from San Antonio on Wednesday to dodge the weather. Thursday looks like a nightmare

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

Comeback from what?

The best stock market in history?
The lowest unemployment in history?
The greatest infrastructure investment in history?
The best post-covid growth economy on earth?

[Joe @joebobsouth]

@VivekGRamaswamy I identified one more waste of government time and money: Jim Jordan