Joe Bundy

This is just a placeholder til I come up with something clever to say about myself.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

@kayembee14 #haterkarma

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

@RachelBooks I'm going to be doing some r&d for the book in SD in about 2 weeks, I'd love to get your input. #thereal

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

Overheard a 50's-ish man & 30's-ish woman discussing how each of the Spice Girls are doing in their lives post SG. #importantstuff

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

I drink a pen that gets me as fucked up as I need. Silly, right?

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

This was 4 years ago @RachelBooks a guide to happily surviving single life. Working title is "how to not kill yourself while living single".

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

Me: "How's your guacamole?" Her: "Really, REALLY good!" Me: "I'm from CA, do you think I'll like it?" Her: "Oh. No, probably not."

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

People getting less fried dough than they expected are upset. Initially I thought it was good that they're getting less dough. It's not.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

I wish people would just stop selling these "comfortable" beige bras. Way to take something inherently sexy and make it look like yuck.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

Just overhearing that someone else is ordering Jäger makes me cringe.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

"You want some pink, or no pink?" - I laugh out loud before I realize it's the waitress asking the guy how he wants his burger cooked.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Dear Magicians
Ok let's say ur magic. So what ur doing w THE POWER OF MAGIC is you're being hired for parties?

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

I've always thought I'd be a good Donnie Brasco. Like in real life.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

I've told everyone all night that my girlfriend of a year broke up with me today because I'm pursuing my dream. #gangbusters#freedrinks

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

These girls are making sexual innuendos, but doing them wrong. "Yeah, balls belong in the hole!" I appreciate the effort, kinda.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

The MadTv "Lowered Expectations" intro theme keeps playing in my head. This is definitely not the first time.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

- Guy in bar explaining a great shirt he saw about gun control.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

If guns kill people, that's like pencils making mistakes. And if THAT'S true, then pictures are bad - or something like that.

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

@kayembee14 Oh I thought u meant it in a more sexual way. I think that's how they used it in the movie. #mymistake

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

@kayembee14 I saw 12 Years A Slave last night - sounds like ur pretty much going through the same thing. #torture #howcantheydothistoyou

[Joe Bundy @joebundy]

Waiting for the right opportunity to express myself in the appropriate amount of characters has really run it's course for me.