@SandyofCthulhu A big reason for the way old books were written is that many of them came out as serials in a magazine or newspaper. Every chapter had to be able to draw the reader in, and make him come back for more, on its own.
@eurofounder I'll be honest with you, as a non-satirical American I agree with the fake German on this one. Just list the actual price of the service on the price tag!
@LutheranAnswers Not really. Rebiba's ordination isn't unknown becasue he was some kind of conspiracy mastermind, but because he was obscure. If you'd ever seen a bishop ordained you'd know why this isn't a problem. (More than one bishop participate.)