Joe Green

Psalm 62:2. Project Manager. Work in London, Live by the sea. Arsenal.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@AffinityWater water seems to have gone off in Frinton on Sea? Any info?

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@Tesco just waited until 10am for shopping (advised 8 - 9pm) - just checked online and it has changed to ‘delivered’ - it hasn’t been. So now we have no shopping for Monday. Suggestions?

[Steve Cavanagh @SteveCavanagh_]

"You boy, what Chancellor is this?"

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@VousdenTom I knew there was something I wasn’t doing right, I will give you a pint of bourbon next time 😂😂 this is amazing.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Goodnight, don’t look at your phone too long”
“I won’t”

2am on Wikipedia: “So *that’s* how they make bowling balls…”

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@_paulwoods I can’t remember specific details - but I am fairly sure @susie_dent talked about this on countdown not that long ago. We have some kind of subconscious order to saying words or letters, or something along those lines. Tick Tock rather than Tock Tick etc.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia afternoon. Is the 1737 Thorpe le Soken to Walton on Naze service being held for the delayed 1616 London Liv St to Clacton service?

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@VousdenTom I second that. Fantastic programming

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@AmazonHelp Hi @AmazonHelp thanks. I guess my next question is who the content owners are? Feels like someone is profiteering to me - but maybe I am wrong. Will watch it on @BBCiPlayer for free - clearly their agreement with the content provider is very different. Weird.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

Our daughter has been watching ‘Stick Man’ for many months now and she loves it. It was free (within prime subscription). Now @amazon and @PrimeVideo are charging for it. Poor show, particularly given the current circumstances. Very disappointing.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@TomKNewton @amazon @PrimeVideo @BBCiPlayer Thanks Tom! We saw it was free on iPlayer - fair play @BBCiPlayer. Even more unsure how @amazon and @PrimeVideo can now justify £7.99 for it (when it was free on their platform before) Feels like profiteering to me - from someone in the chain at least.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@benjacobson01 in tears...

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Bob Mortimer’s latest Train Guy might be his best yet.
https://t.co/f7JDE1TxOx

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia It can’t have. It is due to leave at 2337 and it is 2334? We are running 2/3 mins late - please confirm if you will hold it.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia please can you confirm that you will hold the 2337 from Thorpe le soken to Walton as the Clacton connection is running late.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@sainsburys Hi Robbie. Must admit we binned it yesterday and not going to fish it out! It was from Sainsbury’s Frinton on sea but not much you can do if it was in the actual pot! Not to worry.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

Hey @AmbrosiaDessert - was looking forward to some Devon custard (bought today from @sainsburys) and it had something very unwelcome in it! Had sent the whole thing sour and rotten- not sure what it is!

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia Brilliant. That is very helpful indeed. Thank you.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia evening. I am on the 2218 from Liverpool St to Clacton. I need to make the 2337 Walton on the naze connection at Thorpe. We are running late - will it be held?

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia Ok. Not much help. Sorry for getting a bit short. I understand it ‘may’ be held. My question is WILL it be held. You must be able find out and get the driver to advise people who ultimately have no other way home due to no fault of their own.

[Joe Green @joeg0109]

@greateranglia I get this train a lot. The 2218 is the last train that makes the connection to Frinton. It is currently saying that it will get to Thorpe at 2335 - my connection leaves at 2337? We are currently 5 mins late (getting us in at 2337) will it be held?