josep

he/him/his im just a guy bein a dude

[josep @joehelsel]

Me, you, a Texas Roadhouse, it’s a small town date night, 6pm on a Friday, the weather is perfect, I get a front row parking spot, we walk in, there’s peanuts all over the floor, not an issue, I throw down my coat which is 60 feet long so that nothing gets stuck on your shoes

[josep @joehelsel]

@JKap415 It’s an org tournament not a team tournament

[josep @joehelsel]

Just paid 1.89 for an Arizona tea. An era is over.

[josep @joehelsel]

The fact that monkeys don’t high five makes me kinda sad, it seems like they’d really enjoy it. Maybe even a fist bump. Imagine a monkey hitting his boy with the “ope too slow” on a high five or snailing his fist bump
Scenes

[josep @joehelsel]

Not enough people talking about a man being lifted off the ground by 3 other grown men and having enough strength to pull himself pack inside the chamber with one arm

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

in his own words

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

1 second of 1 human life is worth more than all AI combined

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Protesting ICE is not illegal

[josep @joehelsel]

@Parasite @Bance League of legends has had the answer for years, one queue for 5 stacks, one queue for duo/solo, it’s the only way

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

If Washington were alive today, you people would have sided with the British against him and called him a traitor. You beg to be told what to do by a king and are spiritually serfs. ICE is also the sum of Washington’s fears about an out-of-control standing army becoming hostile to the “liberties of a country.”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

SPOILER ALERT: if bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring will “collapse” your government, your government needs to collapse.

[Governor Wes Moore @GovWesMoore]

This week, I learned that I was uninvited to this year’s National Governors Association dinner — a decades-long annual tradition meant to bring governors from both parties together to build bonds and celebrate a shared service to our citizens with the President of the United States. My peers, both Democrats and Republicans, selected me to serve as the Vice Chair of the NGA, another reason why it’s hard not to see this decision as another example of blatant disrespect and a snub to the spirit of bipartisan federal-state partnership.

As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not.

What makes it especially confounding is that just weeks ago I was at the White House with a bipartisan group of governors, working with the administration on reforms to lower energy costs and strengthen grid reliability. We proved in that moment what’s possible when we stay focused on outcomes over politics.

As Governor of Maryland and Vice Chair of the NGA, my approach will never change: I’m ready to work with the administration anywhere we can deliver results. Yet, I promised the people of my state I will work with anybody but will bow down to nobody. And I guess the President doesn’t like that.

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Watch Trump sign the order stripping security clearances from Jack Smith’s Covington & Burling lawyers.

He smirks and calls it the “Deranged Jack Smith signing.”

When a reporter tries to pivot to Europe, he cuts them off:

“Hold on… I just want to savor this one a little longer.”

That’s not governance. That’s pure delight in using executive power to punish perceived enemies.

Personal vengeance. Public office. No disguise.

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

they are actively taking down videos of jd vance getting booed i don’t wanna hear yall say shit about chinese or north korean censorship ever again 😭😭😭

[Michael Linden @MichaelSLinden]

I have a much better idea: maybe rich people could pay the back a fraction of the trillions in tax cuts they've been given over the past 20 years.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The aid programs Elon cut are expected to cause 9 million deaths by 2030 and have already caused 780,000. They cost about $20 billion a year.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Snowflake ❄️❄️❄️

[TheYoncéHub @yoncecapital]

They never expected the gay wedding cake case to fall back on them.

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

Today @CatoInstitute published our report providing the first look at the fiscal effects of the wave of legal & illegal immigration over the last 3 decades. It shows immigrants created surpluses every year, by a combined $14.5 trillion, even as deficits grew

[Hoosier Pants @hoosierpants]

I will be boycotting the Turning Point halftime show as @KidRock is an illegal immigrant from Canada. I, like all true patriots, will be watching the real halftime show performed by an American citizen in Bad Bunny.

[KAMTRANADA @kkammk]

You screaming “JESUS JESUS JESUS” on stage but when it’s time to put your faith to work and do what Jesus would do you’re on mute. This performative Christianity is ridiculous