Joel Garvin

[Guard Dawg Cards @BIGBetts1999]

@KenCarman It went straight through Jeudy’s hands

[Andy Anders @AndyAnders55]

Neat party trick from Ohio State kicker Jayden Fielding: Hitting the upright on purpose

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Sometimes I’ll be using the self checkout at Costco and I’ll be fantasizing about working so quickly and efficiently at scanning and paying for my merchandise that the manager will walk up and say “hey man… would you be interested in a career with Costco©️?” And I’d have to be like “haha nah man I’m already gainfully employed (at an even better job)” and he’d be like “obviously, I figured, but I had to ask, you don’t see talent like that every day.” And I’d blush and look at my feet and look up and say “well maybe in the next life” and he’d laugh and say “I’ll hold you to it, friend.” And I’d walk out of the big bay doors and hand my receipt to the door guy, and he’d hand it right back without even looking and say “I think we can trust you” and wink at me and I’d blush again and spare a look back at the manager and he’d hold his hand out like a Roman salute but the kind that is obviously just a wave with your fingers relaxed and splayed out and I’d return it and walk back to my car and think about my life.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

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[benlivelyfanpage @benlivelyfan]

It’s been all downhill since this tweet

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Sorry I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

[Mikayla Baer @mikbaer]

@CleGuardians guardians please i love you so much but i am so tired

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Everyone at work today

[Covering the Corner @CovertheCorner]

BRB making this into a poster and hanging it above my desk

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

"Mom, how did we get so rich?"

"Your father said 'thanks, nothing from my end' on thousands of important Zoom meetings"

[Joel Garvin @joel_garvin]

@GuardsInsider

[GuardsInsider @GuardsInsider]

Here’s our move of the day.

#GuardsBall

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

Trigger warning but lately I’ve been thinking about that Zack Meisel quote from two years back that said, “Every year someone who once said ‘just let me see them win one before I die’ kicks the bucket” and dawg this is the first time I have seriously wondered if that will be me.

[Cory @fakecorykinnan]

The NFL schedule release is the stupidest possible thing to hype up every year