Joe Bruno

Drumming in @falsereportband / @whytheyfightco / Same Dude sometimes I tell jokes. astrobiology enthusiast

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@tbeatt97 @mynamehear From what I gather it only gives $690 back to a single individual with no children. I have a hard time believing that’s more than they paid in. Either way the government did that not the people who paid and the rich pay viturally nothing after all of their deductions also.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@tbeatt97 @mynamehear If they are taking it out of my check it is getting paid

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@tbeatt97 @mynamehear Where are these jobs that 40% are working that don’t take taxes out of your check? Everywhere I’ve worked from minimum wage to electrical have taken income tax.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Everyone talking WW3 this, ww3 that, brother don’t forget we spent 20 plus years on ww3 already, the global(world) war on terror and that’s why your rent, gas, and food expensive af rn. This is WW4 ok, show some respect.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@Civy23Ivy @fuzzylionpaws @WHPressLeavitt That started in 1957 during a hyper Christian majority in congress. It’s not a founding tradition it’s actually a relatively new thing.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Someone bought scalper tickets to my comedy show last night, I feel bad but that’s kind of a sign of success right?

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Tonight! The comedy gang is taking over the @BlackSheepCO be early! Limited seating! Tix moving fast!

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

JFK files getting released soon, grandson says the truth is more tragic than you think. I’m betting it’s the workplace accident theory.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Vultures open mic on Mondays!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I attended Trump’s inauguration yesterday.

Here are my thoughts:

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@parti_playboi @Jobsnotmobs45 @AesPolitics1 Literally didn’t say it was his but he too kicked the can on ending it

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@Jobsnotmobs45 @AesPolitics1 The Afghanistan war raged on all 4 years of Trump with no ending in his watch, over 65 troops died during trumps first term.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

I’m doing Dry January because I fell asleep drunk with a frozen pizza in the oven. I’m almost 36 yrs old. You know how much I love pizza, I was so mad at myself that I had to wait another 30 minutes to make another, it was a wake up call. (Literally my smoke alarm woke me up)

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

80,000 people told to evacuate.

Blazes 0% contained.

Eight months since the area has seen rain.

The scale of damage and loss is unimaginable.

Climate change is real, not “a hoax.”

Donald Trump must treat this like the existential crisis it is.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Some people say I give off strong dad vibes.. Just because I have a remarkable finesse for organizing borderline alcoholic and drug addicted comedians and musicians does not mean I’m dad material, I still constantly forget to pay for and feed them

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Hell is a never ending bowling game with Joan Jett’s I love rock and roll playing on repeat

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

We're less than an hour into this UFO hearing and I've already heard some significant claims.

Tim Gallaudet said we have satellite VIDEO of UFOs.

Michael Shellenberger said we have full motion video, FLIR, and Infrared. We have Low Earth Orbit (LEO) satellites recording, and full color video.

This LEO satellite video is real. No one went back in time 10 years ago to make it with what we're learning TODAY in this hearing.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

You know what the best part about being in the lower tier, regional/ f- list celebrity, world is? We’ve never been considered cool enough or made enough money or status over the years to go to a p-diddy party and for that I’m grateful.

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

Same Dude
9/6 Vultures COS
9/13 the 715 club Denver

[Joe Bruno @joelovespizza]

@RotorHead60T @mwill68321 @ChidiNwatu @elonmusk They replacing everyone with robots, what’s the point of caring about some rich fucks profits anyway.