Poliwhirl McGurl

Non-binary. Queer. Power Warrior on @PowerWarriorz . The Joe half of Joe & Kev on @marriagepod.

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

I wrote something:

https://t.co/XFWCcqSuOQ

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@tesladrianne Okay but hellooooo gorgina!

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

*I pour a bucket of Frank’s Red Hot onto the corpse of my grandmother at her funeral. I turn to the congregation and with tears streaming down my face, I say:*

I put this shit on everything.

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@TheGreggiest There’s a reason why they’re an EX now!

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

One time I was meeting my ex’s family at a barbecue and was nervous so I got really high beforehand and ended up spending the whole time at the table that had the hot dog buns eating just the buns and telling everyone “hell the buns are so good, you don’t even need the dog!”

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

Suing Disney World because I found out the actor inside the Mickey Mouse costume wasn't a biological mouse

[wdwpro @wdwpro1]

A family has reached out to That Park Place claiming they spent over $300 on a character meet and greet dinner at Walt Disney World... only to discover the Evil Queen character was almost certainly a biological male. This represents the first time we've heard of Disney using a biological male to play an iconic biological female face character in the parks.

For the full clip, see Local Florida Girl on YouTube (who is NOT the family that sent us their own footage of the encounter). https://t.co/8XHSGjTYXe

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@TheGreggiest Scranton is not even the worst city in northeastern pa, let alone the state. It’s just aggressively fine

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@KillaCyst @MythSnap

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@thejollyrogerba @pax @MARVELSNAP Two of my faves

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@MythSnap Hard to beat

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

I sometimes feel truly insane as an On Cinema at the Cinema fan because this photo from last night's Oscar special is one of the hardest laughs I've had in years and there is absolutely zero way to succinctly give any effective context to people who have no idea about it

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@TheGreggiest wife hacks with Greggy

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@OfficialOrville Yeh m8. It’s not been a bloody ripper like last season but it’s pretty solid so far

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

Hey Joe, fellow Scranton Joe here! For the past 32 years of my life; 1 in 3 children live in poverty, we’ve one of the highest incarceration rates in PA, crumbling infrastructure, corrupt politicians financially ruined our city & we’re a hotspot for the opioid crisis. Fuck off ❤️

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I don’t look at the economy through the eyes of Wall Street and Park Avenue.

I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@cool_junk_1000 @TALK_L3SS @TotalTimWright @shaun_vids Sorry, should have added more context. Hope this one helps man

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@cool_junk_1000 @TALK_L3SS @TotalTimWright @shaun_vids Hope this helps

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@cool_junk_1000 @TotalTimWright @shaun_vids So 2 million Palestinians dead is for sure too much, got it. But what about the 10k + deaths that Biden has already been complicit in allowing? Just checking what the acceptable genocide number is so I know when to rescind my support for Uncle Joe

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@OfficialOrville @marriagepod special birthday ep coming up

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@POTUS Walk away from deez nuts

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@OfficialOrville I love him, he's terrible

[Poliwhirl McGurl @joemcgurl]

@caseyjwheldon Casey, thank you for your service