Joe Mellenbruch

Copywriter. Freelance sports scribe. Perpetually disappointed Minnesota sports fan. Husband to Briana. Dad to Leo and Oliver.

[Joe Mellenbruch @joemellenbruch]

You’re missing one

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

FIFA World Cup goals so far:

- Lionel Messi - 3
- Erling Haaland - 2
- Kylian Mbappe - 2

COME OUTSIDE Cristiano Ronaldo....

[Joe Mellenbruch @joemellenbruch]

Top 3 best I’ve ever heard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The vibes couldn’t be more immaculate in America right now

[Brewer Sooner @BrewerSooner]

THE UNITED STATES SHOWS THE WORLD WHY ITS CALLED SOCCER TONIGHT

[Joe Mellenbruch @joemellenbruch]

They just keep trotting this guy out for every major tournament… FOX, please make it stop

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

They couldn’t BELIEVE Alexi Lalas used the word “wanker” on TV

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Watching Julius Randle

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Louis Varland was named American League reliever of the month for April.

Varland had a 0.56 ERA and 26-to-4 strikeout-to-walk ratio in 16 innings for the Blue Jays in April, and he took over the closer role with four saves.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This might be one of the greatest quotes in sports history

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

What’s an all-time quote that aged like fine wine? I’ll start

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that’s happening

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

David Adelman on Jaden McDaniels scoring with 1.3 seconds left:

"That's who he is."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

he is zero percent scared lol

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

A BALK ended a 21-inning college game

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Rory being asked about Bryson’s performance today

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

Treyveon hitting Vrabel with this walking into workouts

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Joe Mellenbruch @joemellenbruch]

Twins social team out here grinding through the ratios. #respect

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Tell your boss we said it’s fine

https://t.co/geFjt2TgU4

[Twins Central @TwinsCentral1]

The Twins are a traveling circus. There certainly is #NoPlaceLikeHere

[Joe Mellenbruch @joemellenbruch]

Same, man. Same.

[Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN]

Kyler Murray, a Vikings fan growing up, said he "cried real tears" when Brett Favre threw his interception in the 2009 NFC Championship Game.