Joe Murphy

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

Thank god they are publicising this before I light a cigarette with my handy pocket blowtorch

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Why firefighters are warning against buying fake football shirts ⚠️🔥

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@TomasORuanaidh Incredible how the current state of the game makes an EFL Championship playoff final (which will inevitably end 0-0) more exciting than a GAA match

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@TomasORuanaidh Just what you want kids all over the country doing 🫠 embarrassing behaviour

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@ImpressionistAL You’d miss the days of starting 7 defenders with more technical ability than the current squad

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@Ankaman616 @_Zeets Can you ask DCL if his elbows are okay after the game? Hitting heads with it all game has to take its toll 🙈

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@rioferdy5 @FA_PGMOL Only solution - everyone grows a mop like Cucurella/Zirkzee/DCL and it’s minimum 2 red cards a game

[Kevin Davies @Kevin__Davies]

Maybe there should be red cards for having your hair in a bun!!? Joking aside how can that be violent conduct #gamesgone

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@CalvertLewin14

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WHAT ARE WE ACTUALLY DOING TO FOOTBALL NOW?!😡

Bin VAR off now, how’s the game being pulled back for that😭😭😭

[Brian I @bloodyshinners]

People in rural communities struggling to get diesel and petrol, lives disrupted but James the protest spokesperson is drunk, having a great time

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@Toibin1 As an elected representative you should know that it’s impossible to get rid of Carbon Tax in this country without a Brexit style mandate. It’s a poor state of things when someone in your position doesn’t understand that

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@EwanMacKenna Sure they’re “doing it for everyone not just themselves” apparently…

[Irish Independent @Independent_ie]

Fuel protest organiser had tax judgments of €550,000 and was convicted of cruelty after 60 cattle died on farm https://t.co/HBoaeMXvq4

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@KillianM2 @IrishWriter_ She’s “inspired by a course of miracles”, I don’t think there’s any logical debating to be had with this one

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@NewstalkFM Sure, let’s jump pump ��20 billion into oil extraction and refinery on the west coast and we’ll be sorted by the May bank holiday

[ProfJohnCrown @ProfJohnCrown]

Never dawned on me that so many of my cancer patients who suffered delays getting to hospital due to the protests had been personally responsible for the global energy crisis. How naive I was.

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

It’s interesting that all the TD’s and Senators (who are happy to take the pay packets for their role) in this country who are joining the protests blaming the government, when they are literally the “elected public representatives” within the government they are blaming

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@TonightVMTV We will wait to see who comes out and takes responsibility for the carnage they are causing across emergency services. There’s a reason protests are organised by groups who know how to plan them safely, and not ad-hoc when they feel like it

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@SkySportsPL Ah yes, the world renowned manager Roy Keane again throwing shade at a club 100 times bigger than any he’s ever managed. United are a mess, but Roy earns more from them struggling than if they were successful

[Joe Murphy @JoeMurphy39]

@newstart_2024 Yes we should revere the opinion of the well known physicist, Jimmy Carr