Joe Thorne

[Joe Thorne @joethorne_6]

The pain of forgetting your PE kit in year 8

[Joe Thorne @joethorne_6]

@TJA_42 @OliwTom Ah here ffs man hahahahh

[The Penguin @TheBatman]

Good luck with that.

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

i’m begging you to read this in palpatine’s voice

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Most successful dribbles in the Premier League since the beginning of 2024:

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Mind the gap... 😅

[Mac @CMacSWFC]

“I’m sorry Baldy”

“You can call me baldy all you like, it doesn’t bother me.”

“I didn’t call you baldy baldy.”

“What’s your name please?”

Mr….

[Jenas @_HaIIey]

My mates working in a bar in Leeds because he’s at uni there and a mackem walked in on Wednesday night asking for their game on the tele so he’s said no.
Cunts only took a photo of him and lashed a 1* review on trip advisor

[Will @WillM_20]

Me with a scrunched up bit of wrapping paper whilst mum holds open the bin bag

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Tomorrow’s matches look perfect for another Bet Builder winner.

• Chelsea v Madrid first leg got us a Bet Builder winner

• Napoli v Milan first leg had 8 shots on target, 9 yellow cards & 29 fouls

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[SP @sspencerukk]

He’ll be having a kick about with him later

[Joe Thorne @joethorne_6]

@ArunWHU @HarrySamss

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Honestly, what a week.

✅ Monday: Brentford v Spurs Bet Builder winner

✅ Tuesday: Man Utd v Nottingham Forest Bet Builder winner

✅ Friday: Liverpool v Leicester Bet Builder winner

Tomorrow:

📺 12:30pm: Wolves v Man Utd

📺 5:30pm: Brighton v Arsenal

Bring it on.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

THREAD → Story of Messi & the reporter who gave him the red ribbon.

🗣️ Reporter: “My mum loves you more than she loves me, I carry her red ribbon for good luck. If you want it, I can give it to you.”

🗣️ Leo: “Yeah sure!”

🗣️ Reporter: “It’s from my mum so please keep it safe.”

[Space @redditSpaceView]

Enormous aurora on Jupiter’s north pole captured by Hubble

[YOUR FIGHT 🔌 FAV FIGHT 🔌 @bigfightplug]

People Are Outraged By This Vid: The Little Kid Called The Older Kid The “Hard R” Before The Vid The He Tried To🏃🏽 What Do Yall Think About This? Whose In The Wrong? #Fights #fightpage #Knockouts #racistfights #fighting #fight #knocked #fistfight #hoodvideos #ghettofights

[george @StokeyyG2]

Gerrard has apparently been SACKED.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

This is Leland. He’s 6. He’s cheering for @Blyth_Spartans tomorrow. I’m cheering for @Wrexham_AFC. But we’d both like to beat his cancer. Leland’s looking for a match.

Find out if you’re that match ⬇️

Under 30’s: https://t.co/eEJAvJC3ER

Over 30’s:
https://t.co/WspxH0Pb8S

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Thierry fully thought Jamie Carragher was announcing a cross-Atlantic affair live on air. Look at his face. 😂

[Fabio D’Agnano ⚒🦅 @fab_dagnano1]

Bit of site seeing in leeds …

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“HE’S GOT TOURETTE’S!”