Joey Cairns

Pontlottyn boy, Risca man. Father of four and son of two. Borderline psychopath and recovering cheese addict. I ❤ prog rock and Tottenham Hotspur FC.Tidy.

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@bunnyobr @pontlottynafc

Til I die Bunny boy!

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@GavinBaylis1 @fesshole Probably Wales, or maybe Ireland

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@Rainmaker1973 This is on a different level. I can only dream of being so brilliant 👏

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@Ste_Daggo @JonathanPieNews Fucking spot on. All we need now is a multitude of wankers in crocs....oh wait a minute.

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@WeekdayBargee @fesshole Some stamina there boss!

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@BrunoTaltalian @fesshole

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@fesshole It's only useless if it doesn't fit you.

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@fesshole Tell me you don't like your job without telling me you don't like your job.

And your spelling is bad.

And you smell like a spotty fourteen year old schoolboy.

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@PSDuffy @fesshole Rest easy soldier, someone did it for you.

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@MonsterShopRock @fesshole Winner, winner chicken dinner.

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@daniel_j_rice You sir are a true hero, selfless and generous.

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@fesshole As the son of a Scotsman I can relate. Though it is actually 'Fitbaw'
I miss my dad and this made me giggle.

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@_briancowan_ @fesshole OP may be female?

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@aDatingDad Nowt wrong with that!

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@fesshole I love pineapple, not on pizza though....

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@fesshole Not all heroes wear skis.

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@Wytchelm One cool looking gang of wooly fun.

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@bostonicus I thought it was but wasn't sure 🤔

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@Ki_Innis @punt_rd Such a fantastic and underrated actor.

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@brucetheshark75 @fesshole This reply gave me a semi.