Johan Brink

Realist | Telco Owner | Systems & Networking Engineer | Electro-tinkerer | Full-Stack Developer | ZS1JAB | <Views are my own>

[Johan Brink @johanbrink96]

Spot on.

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@Magda_Wierzycka Apparently, "we have enough Jet fuel reserves, 'no need to worry'..." - when they say don't worry - you panic.

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@FrogfootSupport A field services engineer has been on-site with the affected link earlier for our end-customer, thank you. No further assistance needed.

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@FrogfootSupport Do you have any outage / maintenance updates for the outage in Somerset West?

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@CapeTownFreeway Camera feeds down on N2 circuit durrounding Somerset West. Last public update was last night at 23:00. We are trying to monitor and identify fire ignition sources being reported for emergency service despatching, but not able to. Please can you check? @SANRAL_za

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@Vodacom DM sent.

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@Vodacom111 Please could you ask your Dealer, Elite Mobile, to stop spam calling me? I've been called for the last 3 weeks every day, 3 times a day. Answering to request to stop also doesn't help, because the line drops on answer. Today, again, twice.

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@BongsMahlangu_ Eish Boss, that only works if you invest it in some scam 😅

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@stats_feed Eeeeeyyyyyy, we made the list again

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@FrogfootSupport Morning. Bulk Link Services for Strand has restored at 2025-11-28 05:16:14

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@FrogfootSupport Hi, do you have a incident update on the Strand, WC area outage?

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@FrogfootSupport Too many accounts to list, we're a Monitoring NOC for active customer links.

Need a works order update on FRG10160349

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@AbsaSouthAfrica How do I redownload a Proof of Payment on Business Online Banking? The emails are not delivering, and resending isn't working either. Just want to redownload it manually, but I don't know how. Please help.

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@sysxplore Found my copy the other day in some boxes!

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@MDNnewss This is terrible interviewing skills... My goodness - an interview is not a place for the interviewer's personal opinions, although debating is healthy. Play the ball, not the man. That's rule 1, 2 and 3 in journalism and radio presenting. 😲

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@AxxessInternet Hey there. We run a monitoring NOC in Cape Town, and would like to include any outage feeds you have into our intelligence hub. Have you got a network status feed available?

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Hey @facebook, you have a fraud case coming your way - just saying... Next time someone hands you evidence of undisputable financial fraud occurring, take two extra minutes and stop using your dumbass customer support templates, and denying the incidents while they occur.

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@VerizonSupport I have responded to you on DM, thanks Deb.

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@VerizonSupport We have a client local in ZA with troubles receiving calls originating from your mobile network in Manhattan. We tried calling your support desk but was not assisted, unfortunately (calls got put down on us) Could you help me, please? We are a telecoms provider.

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@DudespostingWs That was the guy that figured out post-nut clarity. High testosterone = clear and proper thinking