Johnny Jagemann

Twitters not a real place I don’t care about your opinion you shouldn’t care about mine

[Johnny Jagemann @john19090117]

The decline of Friday Beers is the saddest endeavor to hit the American People since the market crash of 2008

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

We all died during COVID and this is Hell.

[Jacob @JacobCookeMMA]

This will become a heated debate.

[David Rifkin @davidrifkin]

Thank you to Bob Costas for telling the story of Donnie Baseball. Mattingly deserves to be in the @baseballhall and it shouldn’t be a discussion

[O.W. Root @owroot]

The fact that you can't even make out on a bench in Central Park without someone recording you on their iPhone and then posting it to social media as some kind of bit is everything that's wrong with society and I am not joking. The surveillance state (administered by an actual state or by the millions of people with phones who want to embarrass people on their TL) is essentially the least romantic thing imaginable in both the love sense and the living sense. It is anti-romantic and anti-life. Part of the reason why the before world was fun was the fact that you didn't have this kind of thing. The ability to do something without it being documented and recorded is the difference between being free vs an animal locked in a cage. There is a direct correlation between everyone constantly being afraid that someone is going to record them and post it somewhere and society becoming more neurotic, less fun, more boring, and less alive.

The self-administered surveillance state is the enemy of life.

[Neil Keefe @NeilKeefe]

Joe Girardi says, “I wanted to thank Mr. Steinbrenner for the opportunity and I was able to do that by giving him a ring,” as the camera cuts to Aaron Boone walking to the mound for a pitching change in his ninth season of a ring-less tenure.

[scoob @MostCrucified]

bro cam schlittler's IG following list is killing me he follows 600 people and it appears to be 40 yankees and then 540 blonde women

[Johnny Jagemann @john19090117]

Will Warren needs to go at this point too mediocre to be in pinstripes

[Johnny Jagemann @john19090117]

Grisham has been so lazy

[Justin @JustinMLB]

We are one report away from someone using the term “horny” to describe their interest in a trade candidate

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Pot, meet Kettle

[Rashad Vaughn Stan - 🍻🧀🦌 @rashadburner]

almost 9 years since this, hilarious

[Freddie🫡 @PlayoffYankees]

How it started vs. how it’s going:

[B³ @BensonBunnyBoy]

@AndrewMarchand ESPN divesting in MLB to go all in on Bananaball is truly sickening

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

2010 really is all the way back

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

a sentence that’s never even been thought of in the history of mankind

[Peter White @P_White9]

Rory McIlroy is by far the most arrogant and unlikeable athlete i have ever seen.

[Eddie @ec11885]

Rory bitching about something. Must be a day that ends in a 'Y'.

[Dadof4 @hoopscoachnj]

This guy is insufferable. One of most unlikable athletes in sports.