Johnny Drummond

I attempt to place cosmic significance on everyday earthly events...

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

"Just cause you're offended that doesn't mean that you're right."

A reminder from Ricky Gervais that more people should really learn to take on board.

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

@MrRichieD5 I spotted that. Then McCowan throwing himself to the ground in injury time to put a bit of pressure on the ref/VAR 🤦‍♂️

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

Darth Vader visiting Disneyland will always be one of my favorite videos that Disney has ever released. Happy Star Wars Day! 🙌

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

Hamza Igamanne broke the record tonight for most failed nutmeg attempts in a single match with a staggering 35 attempts #opta #rangers #worldrecord
🔴 ⚪️ 🔵

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

@bryce9a Maybe we should keep Clement for the home games and see if we can bring Beale back to manage the away games for us 🤔…. #56

[Will @WillM_20]

Really hope his middle name is What

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The truth will set you free

[greg @greg16676935420]

Holy crap he’s huge

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

Sellik have came out first half with that “real champions league mentality” that Brenda talks about.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

It's called the Cobra Effect.

In colonial India, under British rule, the city of Delhi had a problem with cobras. To control the cobra population, the government offered a bounty for every dead cobra.

Huge numbers of dead cobra were handed in but the cobra problem got worse, not better. Why? Because people realised they could profit from this bounty by breeding cobras, not to kill them in the wild, but to kill them for the bounty. This turned into a small-scale cobra farming operation.

When the government became aware of this practice, they discontinued the bounty program. Without the incentive, the cobra breeders released their now-worthless snakes into the wild. As a result, the cobra population in Delhi ended up increasing rather than decreasing, exacerbated by the government's own policy.

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

I was there 🙌

[Chase Center @ChaseCenter]

Five years since @Metallica and the @SFSymphony made history on our stage 🙌

[Johnny Drummond @johnEdrummond]

How many have The Vatican taken Francis? 🤔

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

Replace the words 'Notting Hill Carnival' with 'St George's Day Parade' and tell me if words like 'fantastic event', 'regrettably' would have been used.

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

I’m trying to work out who he reminds me of, looks like if Head from Art Attack had a kid with Gazza

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“If you put red ants & black ants in a glass jar, nothing happens. But if the jar is shaken, the two sets of ants will fight each other. But the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Before we fight each other, we must ask: Who shook the jar?”

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

If Arnold Schwarzenegger sang the DuckTales intro: 😂

[ed @erar97]

What's Labour's plan to bring back Harry Hill's TV Burp?

[Tom @injuredpotato]

That Bellingham goal was the biggest bailout I've ever seen and I was alive for the 2008 financial crisis