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dare to dress and feel like a bold renaissance man

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

I hate it when i flawlessly demonstrate my nunchuck skill only to be shot dead by the protagonist with a wry expression on his face

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@Boringstein It was so fucking cool to go from stuffy Downton Abbey right to this

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@Boringstein Whoops, I guess she was there for two episodes. Changing my answer to Steve Martin or Paul Reubens with an honorable mention to Cyndi Lauper https://t.co/p5MaSTVu2X

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

@Boringstein Isabella Rossellini

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@machelrillman I’m old enough to remember when gen x was made fun of for being entitled little shits

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

@lukeisamazing

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@randygdub All the stars are here!

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

If plan A is to take a full magazine of 45 ACP to your doors you really need a plan B.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

BREAKING: Cybertruck seen on the highway potentially gone through bullet proof testing 📐👽🤯

Seen by member of the club.

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

@jbouie Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

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@KrangTNelson I haven’t seen an interview this convincing since Prince Andrew

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@kathbarbadoro @Thisisjdf I also think he’s doing a lot more ketamine and whatnot these days

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

FYI

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@morgoftheflies My haters are waiters at some other, crappier restaurant than the one I eat at but I’m different

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@RichardHanania When have you ever had a real job you dumb bitch

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@TheWapplehouse https://t.co/czcrwjhWhF

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Two Pratt & Whitney PW2000 turbofans have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

Trump's plane departed from New Jersey about 30 minutes ago.

He should land in Atlanta in about 2 hours.

[Commuter Pigeon @john_frogurty]

@kathbarbadoro Why is baby yoda fucking with the electrical outlets

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We’re all having fun with Laura but the kid looks like a make a wish child whose last wish is to say the n word

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i can't believe she's younger than me lmao

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@ettingermentum @willsommer Does Donors Trust not have like an accountant to look at what their money is paying for

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@cushbomb Angus King should forgive you for giving away this campaign slogan

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@willmenaker