John Lichtenwalner

Christ follower/remodeler/member of CEFC Lehighton/proud father of 2 outstanding daughters

[John Lichtenwalner @john_jlich]

Why would there be 2 of these on the back floor of a truck? Wrong answers only

[John Lichtenwalner @john_jlich]

HVAC Technician-I see your a lefty
Me-I am but it can be hard to find
certain tools. I especially have
a hard time finding pencils.
HVAC Technician-???????

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

Happy Sandi Patty's Day, everyone!

[John Lichtenwalner @john_jlich]

@ChruchSecretary Does this fit into the “Don’t ask me how I know” category?

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Just found out our con artist cat scored 3 breakfasts this morning.We’re gonna have to use the Family Service Announcement System again.

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@coramdeo1 @ChrchCurmudgeon I make a motion to adjourn the meeting. Who wants to second that motion?

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I think it’s time for a new exterminator

[RetroKeith @RetroKeith]

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Learner's Kermit

[That one guy somebody used to know @intherockofGod]

@millsalice144

[John Lichtenwalner @john_jlich]

Getting ready to eat my salad. Forgot a fork. Have to make something so I can eat it

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But I love my lips

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So. If you tested positive for COVID why must you show up in person to get a converter box for your RV. And then come back a second time for a question about your bill. Both times the office had to be vacated and sanitized and the employees had to “sanitize “

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This is today’s supervisor....Snoring very loud.

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Today’s job site supervisor

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone........Then it dawned on me.

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@JLiz1768 It was then the Pastoral Search Committee was activated

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That’s a cozy happy cat

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