Darklooshkin

I am myself.

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@basedbinkie The answer is simple: Mama didn't raise no swordsman with a negative enough WIS stat to think fistfighting a Dark Lord was a good idea.

Better to get paid fighting the many many beasties, bandits, demonic agents, enemy spies, roaming monsters, crooks and jaywalkers in the city.

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@RealTimVine His administration set the groundwork for online censorship and mass ID-based surveillance of online activities in the least security-friendly 'trust us bro' manner known to man.

I'm not surprised he's so unpopular.

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@heatloss1986 Duckduckgo is basically classic search & works alright.

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@__iffff I want one. How much are these things?

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@GameOverStation @randomrambling To be fair, the best explanation for Beware of Chicken is 'cultivator leaves sect to pursue farming, readers spend the next 100+ chapters finding out why this man is a genius for doing so.'

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@SpaghettiKozak The largest fart in human history.

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@clearfails @yvestatus Would be kind of funny if she was GTA VC's granddaughter. The timeline kind of matches up too.

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@Acyn Oh I can't wait for the game! They're going to go wild out there.

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@TrashPandaGirll Please don't do it. Yes, life is hard and things are bad right now, but they will get better sooner than you think.

I don't know you but I do have faith in you and in a brighter future despite everything.

Please stick around to share in it.

[Darklooshkin @john_vaney]

@EckhartsLadder "Fatal Pelvic Injury"

Bro had his head shoved up his ass.

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@lofigirl Oh God, same.

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@dosegenderos It's a very damp place.

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@skullyteej Congratulations! 🎉

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@Lorgarwasright2 Congrats on discovering the leader of the local Slaneeshi cult.

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@Favwontmiss My backpack goes everywhere with me and has everything I need inside it. It's kept on me or near me at all times. Drives my wife nuts right up until we need the extra storage space.

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@PancreasNo Is it still beige?

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@CouchNish I've switched to using a VPN when I need one anyway. There's no way I'm trusting random ID verification systems with either my biometrics or documents that cost money to replace and/or would allow others to impersonate me.

Trusting the system is a bad idea on this one.

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Reality is just a case of Natural stupidity being better at generating comedy than any writer or AI could ever hope to be.

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat

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@percivoreart Never went to Japan, but the ones in Singapore and China made me feel like the Aussie version is a downgrade in comparison. Like yeah cool the coffee machine has oat milk now, where are the funky little snacks that I can't find at Woolies for cheaper?
Metro petrol does it better.