John Swift

What comes around goes around.

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

It's 2019 and i still don't understand how clown cars work

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

If anyone is interested...

[Variety @Variety]

Elon Musk Suggests He Will Charge All X/Twitter Users a Fee to Be on the Platform https://t.co/QNTQbuSyFa

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Danny DeVito went to a basketball game with Jack Nicholson when they were filming One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

[wint @dril]

its ok he fired the people in charge of telling him its illegal https://t.co/9K01oQwP9k

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

@GavinVerhey Gerrard and Tahngarth

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

Hope you got chiefs +7.5 at half!

[A24 @A24]

When one Oscar lets you down, another comes through

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

@SeanFennessey Will this be covered on JMO?

[wint @dril]

"I do Not have any opinions about any one, no matter how they choose to cope with Failure and Divorce" - The @ DRIL Social Media Crew

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

Pain

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Just now: Security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA-Wales. “You have to change your shirt. It’s not allowed.”

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

🫡

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Me trying to explain Pan's Labyrinth to someone who hasn’t seen it

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

@oneunderscore__

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Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

[John Swift @JohnDSwift]

@JasonKander @dianakander RRR. You'll have smiles on your faces the whole runtime.

[Graham McNeill @GrahamMcNeill]

I am in London. The Queue has sealed off Heathrow. We cannot get out. We cannot get out. It has sealed the bridge and Second Hall.. We are still holding but we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums from the Palace. She is coming.

[wint @dril]

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

definitely seems like an enormous green light falling from the sky as the queen lies in state and a new king is crowned is the kind of thing that would have led to bloodshed in ancient times