john homelander

xeet first think later

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

“Post left” 💀💀💀

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

Lesbian demanding gender conformity from femboys? Sounds about right

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

femboys r so embarassing man, how can u suck so bad at fashion.. your entire personality is literally wearing feminine clothing but you dont even know how to properly wear a skirt?? 😭😭

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

I love frequenting lesbian spaces as a cis man. They have no choice but to accept me and I get to leer at women all night.

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

85% of non-binary people are quirky women

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Like 85% of people genuinely just think non-binary means quirky woman

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

It’s this level of pretentiousness that alienates people from embracing these ideas.

Also “Abolition of the commodity form”lmao

[dr nonbinary cbt 🍉🍷 @mindlingg]

if you tried to explain to theo von worker control of the means of production, property reform, abolition of the commodity form, and the eventual transition to post-scarcity, his eyes would cross and he would defecate himself. he would accuse you of having "same-sex bathrooms"

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@SSsupersoldier @Hereward99 @BullMooseLink In another life 💔

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

“niche media” it’s a VIDEO GAME

[ᨳଓ 𝅙 miya𝅙𖹭𝅙michael's vamp 𝅙𓆩𓆪 @aftonsekai]

ah yes the very niche media, five nights at freddys

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@mirellinn @jinxedtyche How is radical feminism steeped in bioessentialism ? Surely it’s more about the total dismantling/ destruction of the patriarchy as we know it, regardless of the intersection of gender etc. we live in a time where we no longer rely on traditional structures

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@gayloneliness @nicsaudade Just a long drawn out process I’m like 80% sure, guess i could give it a proper look but stuck somewhere between leaving it for those who really need it and convincing myself I’m a normal, regular guy

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@Fleet_Trooper Ah true I guess I mistook the police gunship for this one.

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@slugopolis Let’s not forget a slight lift of the heel
(ASD Signifier)

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@TJangodarkblade @nicsaudade No yeah of course, I just meant more like, my personal lack of execution falls under “lazy” and not enough to be medicated for adhd
, if that reads

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

Unironically seeing more examples of AI inheriting the sheer volume of both porn and horny online people, poisoning the well of poison even further.

[@vidjag @vidjag]

im curious about beds bro what the hell are you talking about

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

If it impairs you, you cannot drive on it. Too bad so sad buddy get to walkin

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Driving high is illegal because the only people who get caught doing it are people who don't regularly smoke weed. It's basically fine to do if you are used to smoking weed, it's just like tobacco, it would also be dangerous to smoke your first few cigarettes while driving

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@bakedoutgolf @tacitdimension @number_pizza111 Here’s a boggle for you. The academic, non housing based genderless version is “Intimate Partner Violence”

Feeling afraid yet ?

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@sapphyreblayze You’re supposed to learn the life skills ? I feel like we should be blaming more five year olds for expecting to not do any more learning after they picked up Harry Potter early or whatever

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

Yes your personality should be a secret third thing; like the saw movies or being a lesbian

[futch princess @sweetsawtooth]

Never make your job or your hobbies the primary component of your personality because if/when you can’t do it anymore you’re going to have a total identity meltdown

[john homelander @johnhomelander]

@mirellinn @jinxedtyche Just not true