JOHN KELLY

likes beer n sex n chips n gravy

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@bookingcom I don’t have a confirmation no that is the problem ! You have taken my money and I had no email confirmation
Look at my account
I have sent you about 6 emails now this is ridiculous.
Why can’t I have a phone call to discuss this problem??
I am not happy at alll

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@bookingcom

How do I get to speak to a human being at your company I’ve emailed 3 times and rang at least 5 times I don’t want to speak to an A.I robot who cannot answer my query I want to speak a human being , tell me please how do I do this ?

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@YWHelp Morning , I live in North Featherstone WF7 6BE I don’t have any water pressure this morning is there a problem?
John

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Hi @metpoliceuk, there’s a suspected paedophile on the loose following behind the Queen’s coffin in broad daylight. Several million witnesses, including thousands of police officers. The abbey’s chandeliers are even pointing him out for you. Cheers.

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

"I've put a grand behind the bar, keep an eye on your Uncle"

[alex @alexrjsmith]

Would love to see a Home Alone type film of Prince Louis left to his own devices at Buckingham Palace today. Absolute carnage I imagine.

[Andy @AndyAitcheson]

2 pints of milk
White sliced
20 B&H
Razzle

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Congratulations to Leeds Utd

[Jo Conroy (A91832) @26milesdone]

Happy 11th birthday @ponteparkrun 🎂🥳
A practically perfect pacing event! 😊

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

My total Kms this year

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@ponteparkrun massive thanks to all volunteer’s and run directors this morning for all your hard work in the freezing conditions it’s much appreciated 👍👍👏👏❄️❄️

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

Pontefract parkrun this morning met up with Olympic gold medalist Jess Learnmonth

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@YorkshireWater good evening I live in north featherstone WF7 6BE is there a problem ? I have no water pressure???
John

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

Brilliant

[JOHN KELLY @johnkemb]

@CoatonDean Brilliant

[Matt Craig @MattHDGamer]

Got this surprise @LUFC package in the post and feels right to give away to a Leeds fan 👍🏻

Thank you to @andrearadri from a Liverpool fan 😂👍🏻

To enter giveaway, simply RT ❤️

Winner chosen Tuesday 3pm ⚽️

[Pontefract parkrun @ponteparkrun]

A huge heartfelt thank you to @JohnCrier helping us get back in the swing of things this morning!

What a morning!

Keep tagging us in your photos from today and we will retweet. #loveparkrun

[Archie 💔💚📷 @paulsissons1964]

Starting to feel like a reasonably normal Saturday @ponteparkrun