Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon

trying to survive this frickin hellscape of a website for the nuggets of occasional gold

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@ItsDashStar it would make no sense but a Kamino track would be awesome

[Josh Strife Hayes @JoshStrifeHayes]

If you can't handle me at my biddy blas.

You don't deserve me at my scrib doon.

[B @utdbrxy]

Grown men taking a day off work for GTA are so weird. It comes out on a Thursday so take the Friday off as well for a 4 day weekend minimum

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@TheOfficialFNG i mean duh, you don’t remember the season that El Tornado crosses to Flashback Ibra won City the league?

[Kick Arse @kickarseHD]

One of Man City's sponsors.

Aerotyne international.

It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications.

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@GCIIMessi Doumbia’s been an absolute demon, he’s averaging a hattrick

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@UniqueRiggers I took Doumbia and he’s scored 20 goals in 7 games, serious bagsman

[Chaz @Chaz_CFC]

Like seeing one of the big six demolish a non-league club in the third round of the FA Cup this. He's been honing his craft on O'Hara for months, maybe even years now, this bloke never had a chance.

[e🦇 @6elllie]

how it feels to see others getting their oasis codes and not me

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@Jake_FutTrading

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@Jake_FutTrading I got a lead then played it around the back for the rest of the game, boring but feasible

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

those heavy Reavers don’t know what hit them #WolverinePS5

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

That Adamantium flying knee Logan give out going stop shit every time lmao

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Gonna be driving around Vice City like this in November

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@ZeroLennyYT unless you can do Pibbles Blast, i don’t want you

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

imagine waiting 2 years for Oasis to play again only to lose out on tickets to Chloe, 23 from Stockport who just wants to hear the same songs she heard last time

[deo @frickyuu]

When someone asks what happened 1 year ago today

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

“i should have been allowed to do my shady business dealings in private, woe is me”

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says he’s “not happy” about the Verbatim and Channel 4 investigation and says Reform have been the victim of “entrapment”

[Mark Ogden @MarkOgden_]

Almost £2.5bn spent by PL clubs so far this window, but that doesn’t involve Liverpool signing a defensive midfielder or Man Utd signing a left-back. Strange times

[Gakpo’s sleep paralysis demon @johnlumic24]

@AnfieldPapers @pauljoyce goddamn it i got papered