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ORSON WELLES VOICE: Have you ever wondered about our old nu-metal friends, and what became of them?

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Spent $300,000 on Cameo to have Fran Drescher do a live reading of Ecclesiastes

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@helloTino I would be interested in a comprehensive list of do’s and don’ts for weddings from you

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@jm_xi11 @madmenpics A close reading of the story reveals this scene as depicting an Essential Fumbling. Imitation is not advised

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@NBABabySecret Yeah but every 11-13 days you get to read one good post like this one

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@esmesayss @novetiate The Matchmaker (1958). Adapted from a play by Thornton Wilder of the same title (which was also made into the musical ‘Hello, Dolly!’)

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That regular ass sentence segmented by arbitrary line breaks will save you

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@ninejackrose @darylandfilms ‘The Cook’ year 1918

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@dysautonomian @full_legal_name Return of bloodletting theory lets fucking go

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There has never been an important enough reason to use the word ‘melánge’

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I’ve always been bothered by songs where a grown adult asks Santa for a favor, e.g. bring their true love home for Christmas. His hands are full right now delivering toys to children, wriggling down chimneys etc, I doubt he has time for your domestic problems

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@jonathanmb32 Another iconic one from Altmans' BREWSTER MCCLOUD (1970)

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Objection, your honor. She tricked me.

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@naftibabyisback Great shot though

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@beetlemoses Too real

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Men: How old were you when you realized wine nights were actually a vibe?

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politics can be used to engage with a number of important issues

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@JOSH_BENNY Brotherm Agic